nerdy-pick-up-lines

  • Me:*spots attractive guy* Do we have class together?
  • Him:I'm not sure.
  • Me:I think we have chemistry.

Charmander’s are red, Squirtle’s are blue, if you were a pokemon I’d Choose You. Your smile is stronger than a hyper beam, Like Jesse & James, we’d make the perfect team. I’d stay at your side like Pikachu and Ash, & I’ll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash. You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei, or Mew but outta all 450, I choose you!