• Me:*spots attractive guy* Do we have class together?
  • Him:I'm not sure.
  • Me:I think we have chemistry.

Charmander’s are red, Squirtle’s are blue, if you were a pokemon I’d Choose You. Your smile is stronger than a hyper beam, Like Jesse & James, we’d make the perfect team. I’d stay at your side like Pikachu and Ash, & I’ll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash. You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei, or Mew but outta all 450, I choose you!

Nerdy Pick up Lines
  • “girl, do you have wave-particle duality? because, you LIGHT up my world.”
  • “girl, are you gravity? because, i keep falling for you.”
  • “girl, are you a black hole? because, when you are near, time just slows down for me.”
  • “girl, are you circumference divided by diameter? i can go on forever thinking about you.”
  • “girl, are you an alchemist? because, you turn my life into gold.”
  • “girl, is your heart made out of black hole? because, when you are near, i feel gravitational waves passing through me.”
  • “girl, are you a supermassive black hole? my whole galaxy revolves around you.”
  • “girl, are you zero divided by zero? because, i can’t define how beautiful you are.”