I just got this image in my head of Sherlock after TFP. He apologizes to Molly, and she thinks everything is back to normal. He keeps trying to tell her how he feels, but he is wildly out of his element. So he googles sciency (yes I know that’s not a word but I’m gonna use it anyway) pick up lines and starts trying to use them on Molly. His attempts are… not successful.

“Are you my appendix? Because I have a feeling I should take you out.”

“Of course, Sherlock. Chinese or Italian? I’ll message John and he can bring Rosie along too!”

“I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

“Sorry, what was that? I had my headphones in!” *giggles*

“Molly, you’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”

“Aw! You make me smile, too, Sherlock! You’ve become such a good friend.”

“Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.”

“Ooh, did you want to continue that experiment on the effects of temperature on bodily fluids? Sounds like fun.”

(Molly secretly knows what’s going on but she enjoys his efforts too much to stop teasing him. He deserves to sweat, after all, after everything he’s put her through over the years.)

Sherlock finally decides he’s had enough one day, and just barges into the lab, where he promptly snogs the life out of his pathologist. (Molly doesn’t complain.)

Nerdy Pick up Lines
  • “girl, do you have wave-particle duality? because, you LIGHT up my world.”
  • “girl, are you gravity? because, i keep falling for you.”
  • “girl, are you a black hole? because, when you are near, time just slows down for me.”
  • “girl, are you circumference divided by diameter? i can go on forever thinking about you.”
  • “girl, are you an alchemist? because, you turn my life into gold.”
  • “girl, is your heart made out of black hole? because, when you are near, i feel gravitational waves passing through me.”
  • “girl, are you a supermassive black hole? my whole galaxy revolves around you.”
  • “girl, are you zero divided by zero? because, i can’t define how beautiful you are.”

“Hey (y/n)! I need to ask you something!”
Stiles hurried into your direction and stopped right in front of you.
“Just ask right away.”
You packed your books into your bag and closed your locker, before looking back at the tall boy in front of you.
“Did it hurt?”
“Did what hurt?” you rose your eye brows in confusion, but Stiles just kept grinning down at you.
“Well you know, falling out of Asgard. Because you must be a goddess!”
It took you a second to get it, but as soon as you did, you couldn’t stop yourself from smiling. “You’re an idiot Stiles, do you know that?”
“Maybe I am but you! You just have to be a werewolf, because I’m sure that you’ve stolen my heart.”
Oh perfect. You were blushing.
“And you must definitely be related to Yoda. Because yodalicious!”
“Stiles!” the last one sure made you crack up. 
“Why the hell are you telling me these?”
“Well firstly, because they are hilarious, secondly because I knew that they would make you smile and thirdly because … I wanted to ask you out on a date. We could watch a movie or take a walk or whatever you’d like to do.”
Stiles question made you look down but he was still able to see the huge smile on your face “And why should I go out with you, Stilinski?”
“Well, you know… our love would never get out of stiles”

Dedicated to finding-beauty-in-my-pain. Thanks for the idea honey! :D