Hey Stanley, so we know Ford kept a series of journals during in his time in Gravity Falls but did you?
Stanley: Pfft… you really think I’d keep a nerdlog like Ford? I’ve had tourists to swindle, a young archnemesis to avoid, a business to run, and an ungrateful little twin brother to get back for thirty years. I haven’t had time to keep a journal.
Stanford: Then what was that pile of diaries I found the other day doing in your room?
Stanley: Hey, what’s in my room is in my room and it’s none of your business!
Stanford: I especially enjoyed seeing that heartfelt doodle of you and that Susan woman from the diner. You know, the one where you’re holding hands and kiss-