If Ancient Roman Authors Had Tumblr

Cicero: would put multi-paragraph rants without page breaks and piss everyone off

Catullus: would run one of those arty blogs that periodically startles you with hardcore gay porn on your dash

Vergil: would have a successful ongoing webcomic or blog and would constantly reblog and be reblogged by Horace

Horace: would post a ton of Instagram photos of wine and houses in the countryside and would constantly reblog and be reblogged by Vergil

Pliny the Elder: would post a bunch of photos of flowers, nature, and astronomical facts, and would die while attempting to liveblog the Vesuvius eruption

Lucretius: would be a nightblogger who would always post stuff like “what if when we die we become atoms and float away in the wind? Like you could be inhaling and exhaling your dead ancestors right now!”

Ovid: Would post a mixture of porn and reblogs of nature and portrait photos and would ultimately engage in massive flame wars and get banned for violating the Terms of Service

This Day in 1D History - October 11





  • just two nerds, nerdin’ out (via Niall’s Insta)
  • this look inspired Zayn’s strand at the 2014 AMAs #confirmed
  • eggs


  • Where We Are: The Concert Film released
  • Niall gets snapped outside the TXF studio 

I had a really long day (3 hour class at 9:30 am, go up to the Bronx for a meeting, existing, etc) so I’m abandoning my “cook and study” Wednesday routine and instead choosing to read comics and have wine/a shitton of Trader Joe’s snacks. I regret nothing/sorry I’m not sorry/haters gonna hate, etc.

there goes my sleep schedule

apparently there was a sequel miniseries to Pillars of the Earth called World Without End (how did I not know this???) AND AND AND it’s got people from Harry Potter in it? and it’s on Netflix???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(no E. Redmayne, though…banana lips, you will be missed)

anyway I have this and a roll of smoked mozzarella, life is so good to me right now.

also I may have dropped a pant size (thanks, flu!)