nerdfighterfromgallifrey

so like on the first day of fifth grade there was this really smart new kid who was only nine and he was like “I’ve been home schooled all my life. I’ve never been to public school.” and my friend and i were like, “omg you’ve never been to public school?” and then a dodgeball came flying at us, and he barely missed and i looked him dead in the eye and said, “welcome to public school."