nerdbow dash

I am pretty sure this is you.  Glasses and ponytail and all…  If not then I’ll have to ground all of you.  Yes.  Every single Rainbow Dash is grounded!  Just to be safe.

Batmare Dash?  Grounded.
Captain Dash?  Grounded.
RPG Dash?  Grounded from LARPing.
Dashie with the scarf?  Grounded.
Pirate Dash?  Sooo Grounded.
Sparkle Dashie?  Um… Twilight.  You ground her.
Librarian Dash?  With that ponytail too?  So grounded!
Running out of Rainbow Dashes I know of… um…
You!  Stay away from my Dashie.