nerd-problems

Hipsters: Only happy endings appear in books.

Fangirls: excUSE ME?

Fangirls: Do you understand that our favorite characters die?

Fangirls: Do you understand that we spend our nights reading and crying over the ending?

Fangirls: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE ALMOST HAVE HEART FAILURES?

Fangirl: DO YOU NEED ME TO WRITE A 100,000 PAGED BOOK, MLA FORMAT, DOUBLE SPACED, TIMES NEW ROMAN, AND TEXT SIZE 12 ON WHY HAPPY ENDINGS ALMOST NEVER APPEAR IN BOOKS? 

me: needs some time and silence to learn things for school only to forget half of it again

also me: knows mcr, p!atd and fob songs by heart after listening to them twice

I don’t understand why I’m single. 

1) I’ll play my cello naked for you (I even know “Take Me to Church” by Hozier)

2) You will never have to go without Nutella or tea

3) Supernatural and Star Wars marathons

….. I don’t know how my game could be any sexier