nerd-problems

Hipsters: Only happy endings appear in books.

Fangirls: excUSE ME?

Fangirls: Do you understand that our favorite characters die?

Fangirls: Do you understand that we spend our nights reading and crying over the ending?

Fangirls: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE ALMOST HAVE HEART FAILURES?

Fangirl: DO YOU NEED ME TO WRITE A 100,000 PAGED BOOK, MLA FORMAT, DOUBLE SPACED, TIMES NEW ROMAN, AND TEXT SIZE 12 ON WHY HAPPY ENDINGS ALMOST NEVER APPEAR IN BOOKS?