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It’s finally done!!

Funny thing is that I doodled this comic out on valentine’s day and just never did anything about it. But then recently I got a bunch of followers who liked my cheerleader+nerd girl ideas so I thought I’ll finish this comic out for you guys!

Also they have names now!

Valerie (cheerleader) and Emma (nerd). I want to think of an official series title for them but nothing is coming up at the moment but I will eventually!

Stalker Draco AU

Draco: *Mocking* Auror Potter, Tattoos Potter, Man-bun Potter…

Pansy and Blaise: *look at each other*

Draco: He’s doing a new thing.

Pansy and Blaise:* look at Draco*

Draco: what? It’s not like I’m stalking him or anything.

Harry: *walks toward them, arms flexed as he fixes his long, bunned, hair*

Pansy and Blaise: *Look at Potter*

Draco: *Looks at Potter*

Harry: Third time this week, Malfoy. I’m starting to think you’re following me.

Pansy and Blaise: *snicker*

Draco: *glare*

Harry: you brought friends with you this time. Didn’t know those came in your size?

Draco: taken note of my measurements, have you, Potter?

Harry: *Looks at Draco* Hard not to.

Draco:

Blaise and Pansy:

Harry: See you around, Malfoy. *starts to walk away * Tomorrow, Probably. *exeunt *

Pansy and Blaise: *open mouths to say –

Draco: Not. A. Word.

I'm playing a fuckboy in our DnD game

You guys. My friends and I are doing a ‘genderbent’ game, so I’m playing a guy. I’m the only girl in my group, which means I’ll be the only boy in the DnD adventure posse.

So, naturally, I decided to play as a fuckboi.

His name is Chadwick Von Schmoot (but I tell everyone to call me Chad). I’m white, blond, and have blue eyes. I hit on every female that breathes, and I think I’m hot shit. But my charisma is so low, so nothing I say ever gets by anyone.

I always ask what loot looks like before I take it - I only want stuff that looks awesome on me, I don’t care about stats. I come from a rich as shit family, but my dad (who’s an even bigger douche than me, and I worship the ground he walks on) cut me off from the family money. So I’m working to get back into his good graces. My dick is average at best, but from how I talk you’d think I’m hanging MAJOR dong. I insert myself into conversations that have nothing to do with me and give my douchey opinions on anything I can.

This game is gonna’ be a blast.

Side note: Anyone have any bad DnD pickup lines you wanna throw me? I’m looking for the worst of the worst. 👌🏻