nerd crush

Flirting "nerd-style"
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Rule #1

If you see an anomalous blob oozing around on the floor, don’t stick your finger in it.

And for the love of god, DON’T EAT IT

Someone needs to either feed this kid or introduce him to 1980s horror movies.

even saw isak on the first day of school and since he was always strategically placed in isak’s line of sight when isak started noticing him, even probably followed him around and sat close to him whenever he could. this means that he saw all the little things no one else noticed. he saw isak yawning and scratching his nose when it was too damn early for anyone to be fully awake. he saw isak stretch his arms above his head and make that high pitched whiny noise. he saw isak hum the postman pat theme song while waiting for the boy squad to show up at lunch. he saw isak struggle with his locker and completely destroy his books every single day. he saw all these stupid things people do when they think no one’s looking and he was completely mesmerized by it

the signs as stereotypical anime protagonists

aries: spiky-haired teenage boy who gets in people’s faces all the time, is probably late for class daily, has a crush on the girly girl who doesn’t like him

taurus: the dark-haired, cool twentysomething who sits at home and is unwillingly dragged into a magical adventure

gemini: the fast-talking magical girl with impossibly long hair whom everyone likes and who keeps talking about the power of friendship

cancer: the moody, lazy student who can’t be arsed to do his homework and doesn’t notice that every girl in his class has feelings for him

leo: the heir to the dojo, the hard-working, decent son of a great father who will do everything to restore his family’s legacy

virgo: the library nerd who has secret crushes on all the guys around her and doesn’t act on them, is trying and failing at being an artist

libra: the cool, collected older sister who is surrounded by rash and wild younger kids. she knows it all, and tries her best to stay out of the magical conflict waiting to happen

scorpio: the scarred badass who survived wars, witnessed slaughters, carries a huge sword and talks to people in a low rumble, never cries but secretly sweet

sagittarius: the wild, jumpy, all-over-the-place adventurer who rushes off to build his latest invention or discover the next magical crystal, stumbles through conversations but everyone likes them

capricorn: the wise-cracking laidback guy in the back who sucks on a straw and tries to pass himself off as lazy, yet is secretly a master in swordfighting

aquarius: the artistic teenage girl who runs around, crying and being dramatic and making an impact on the life of the dreary, serious older boy she likes

pisces: the peace-making gifted special child with a weird hair color and a tendency to surround herself with loyal friends, who sets off to stop the war

how a music crush begins
  • me: *sees male musician*
  • me: meh I guess he's kinda cute
  • male musician: *plays for two seconds*
  • me: YOU ARE LITERALLY APOLLO MY SOULMATE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN MY ONE LOVE I NEVER DOUBTED YOU WE SHALL MARRY AND HAVE BEAUTEOUS MUSICAL OFFSPRING

Concept: We’re in bed after a long nap. The sun is deep and golden, filtering in through the blinds and drawing lines across your chest. We don’t talk. We listen to each other’s heartbeats and smile at nothing. I am in awe of you.

How Do People NOT Multiship?

Seriously I don’t get it. Just looking at Voltron for example here, you’ve got

-Klance, your hate ship, that red and blue, the gay losers who pretend to hate each other but would be very upset if something happened to the other
–Sheith, with all its history and possibilities for angst and comfort
-Kidge, your dumb conspiracy theorists who have no idea what they’re doing in a relationship but they’re trying their best
-Heith, your cinnamon roll lovers
-Kallura, your space power couple and also the way to spite people just for fun
-Shance, your sweet little angel falling for space daddy and it could be unrequited if you like to suffer and I mean Lance called Shiro his fucking hero like can you not
-Pidgance, Punk and Hance, your friends to lovers ships
-Allurance, for crush nerds and could again be unrequited if you’re masochistic
-Shidge, with their adorable and lame support that makes me cry
-Shunk, which is just an even purer cinnamon roll ship
-Shallura, for all your space parent needs
-Pallura, because lesbians are beautiful
-Hallura, the team mom ship
-Shatt, more angst opportunities and the best name

And then there’s your poly ships

-Shklance, where Shiro’s the only sane one and keeping them alive
-Klunk, Kidgance and both at the same time, the purest of friends to lovers poly ships
-Shallurance, which is perfect for Lance angst if you like people feeling like an add on and less important when really they’re just as loved
-Shalluridge, which I can’t even describe how great it is
- Shalluratt, which I don’t actually ship but I get it

Then again maybe is just me I join a fandom and I either ship everything or don’t even ship the Canon there is no in between for me.

The types as stereotypical anime protagonists:

ENTP: Spiky-haired teenage boy who gets in people’s faces all the time, is the head of some kind of sport organization at school, is probably late for class daily and gives motivational speaches to the people in his sport team.

INTJ: The dark-haired, cool twentysomething who sits at home and is unwillingly dragged into a magical adventure.

ESFJ: The super populare girl with impossible long hair whom everyone likes and who keeps talking about the power of friendship.

ISTJ: The heir to the dojo, the hard-working, decent son of a great father who will do everything to restore his family’s legacy.

INFP: The library nerd who has secret crushes on all the guys around her and doesn’t act on them, is trying and failing at being an artist.

ENFJ: The overly emotional character who obsesses over a passion, also a part of the ‘gives great inspirational speaches’ club.

ENFP: The fast-talking magical girl with an abnormal hair color who can’t decide which guy she likes. Arranges study groups with her friends to pass the exams, barely passes the exam and overreacts emotionally to everything.

ISFJ: The helpful, collected older sister who is surrounded by rash and wild younger kids. She knows it all, and tries her best to stay out of the huge conflict waiting to happen. Despite great effort and a dislike for personal drama she gets dragged into it.

ISTP: The scarred badass who survived wars, witnessed slaughters, carries a huge sword and talks to people in a low rumble. Never cries but secretly sweet.

ESTP: The wild, jumpy, all-over-the-place adventurer who rushes off to build his latest invention or discover the next magical crystal.

ESFP: The artistic teenage girl who runs around, crying and being dramatic and making an impact on the life of the dreary, serious older boy she likes.