I had the best New Year’s Eve ever. I got to spend my night running through Grand Rapids completely wasted off of some “red red wiiiiiine stay close to meeeeeee” wishing everyone around me a happy new year and yelling about “nerbs.”
All I want to say is that I’m going to make 2012 my year.
New Era University BS BIOLOGY (NErBS) GENERAL ASSEMBLY 2013
I thought I won’t have fun in the General Assembly but I did. I had fun with my friends. Even though I only have few. :D Hahaha. And I was so lucky because I won a shirt yesterday! Yey! That was the first time I ever won in a raffle contest. And I was the very first one to be picked. :D So yeah, i laughed hard when we watched the video presentation the 3rd year students did. There were five guys in the video and they did a Gwiyomi vid. :D Hahaha. t was hella funny. XD And the best part of the event was, I saw two of my crushes. :“> They’re soooo cute. :D Hahaha. Don’t get me wrong if I have two crushes, I just admire them because they’re really nice.
So that’s pretty much it. :D I hope we’ll have lots of fun this year. :D
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but whoever coined that particular bit of wisdom never reckoned with The Foreman.
Leader of the Underzone chapter of the Dark Legion, The Foreman is the current ruler of the Nerbs. Never heard of them? Few have; Nerbs are a distinctly odd race of Mobians whose biology doesn’t quite correspond to any existing species of Mobini. Given their poor eyesight and prodigious teeth, I can only hazard to guess they are some form of rodent (and I mean that literally in this case). The Nerbs are an anti-social and highly xenophobic race, doing everything in their power to remain out of contact with other races. I suspect that they are the source behind many legends of supernatural beings from the underground; dwarves, gnomes and goblins and the like. However, far from being fearsome creatures of the night, Nerbs are a deeply pathetic race of creatures whose only real virtue comes from their work ethic… and their natural desire for order.
The Freedom Fighters once encountered the Nerbs many years ago, back in the days when they were little more than meddling children playing at being heroes. Despite helping to rescue the Nerb’s king from my digging machines, the Nerbs proved quite ungrateful to the Freedom Fighters… and far more receptive to MY kind of order. Further observation revealed them to be among the most close-minded and structure obsessed beings on the face of the planet, who embraced conformity above all else. And yet even in this little worker’s paradise, there was dissent among the ranks. It was easy for me to realize that Foreman Newman, head of the kingdom’s mining operations, bitterly resented his king for the leadership he received while Newman actively oversaw production and expansion. With the king unpopular thanks to the encounter with the Freedom Fighters, it was easy for Newman to turn the majority of Nerbs against their ruler… and so, it was easy for me to convince Newman to pledge his people’s services to me.
Even before the Dark Legion became mine, the Nerb’s served my will; I didn’t even need to Roboticize them thanks to their natural work ethic and single-minded devotion to organization and rigidity. Ruling over them, Newman, now dubbing himself ‘The Foreman’, has directed their efforts towards enriching my empire with the vast mineral wealth of Mobius itself, though as of late a Freedom Fighter group amongst the Nerbs has sprung up to fight against The Foreman’s influence.
It’s every bit as absurd as it sounds, but so long as this pathetic little quarrel doesn’t affect production, I’ll leave the Nerbs be.
Now if only Newman would stop acting like some ridiculous parody of myself…