I think it’s important that you guys understand the TRUTH to how this pairing evolved…!
As has been leaked by the notorious Anti Homestuck Blog, Dave is clearly Satan. This is a cult of devil worshippers, and the webcomic Homestuck is its book of reference. Also recently mentioned is that the troll Nepeta is a deceiving teacher. This was not always true!!
Nepeta is one of Satan-Dave’s closest followers, and preaches his word to her pupils of corruption. She’d once been a normal, everday follow-of-good cat who aspired to be a teacher in order to spread the word of enlightenment, but she was tempted with an apple… just as Satan had already once tempted eve. And here’s the worst part…!! Apples from Satan-Dave are actually living, feeling creatures! See it’s look of anguish as it’s about to be eaten! Nepeta foolishly accepted the apple, being a teacher and whatnot, and metamorphosed cruelly into a terrible demon who knows only how to spread gossip and lies and obsess over celebrity relationships.
If you don’t believe me that Nepeta is a teacher of Dabe’s Dark Word, just google her ancestor, The Disciple! Clearly she was meant for corruption all along… and now she is nothing more than one of Satan’s concubines.