nepepaw

floridava-deactivated20150606  asked:

i am the egg maker. illuminati is having a breakfast/brunch with obama and i am expected to prepare all the eggs. all of them. they have me speaking into a receiver to type this. i don't even look. i know the precise calculation of each egg and every egg. the mass can be weighed in my hands in .000006 milliseconds and i know the exact force to use to crack it. the angle at which i flip it is calculate precisely. i know every egg. all egg.

sTOOPP

STOP IT I TELL YOU

IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER