Random hoe tips
  • Avoid caffeine before bed. 
  • Try to go to sleep around the same time every night. 
  • Avoid using electronic devices before bed. 
  • When choosing an outfit, stick to solid colors like black, olive, khaki, white, gray, nude, etc. They’ll go with anything. 
  • Drink!!! Your!!! Water!!! 
  • Using a toner for oily skin helps a lot. 
  • Find a moisturizer that doesn’t make your skin oily throughout the day. 
  • Exfoliate once or twice a week. 
  • Use castor oil or Vaseline to moisturize your eyelashes because they do need to be conditioned, just like your hair. 
  • If you don’t have time to wax, shaving with Neosporin leaves your kitty stubble-free. 
  • Kat Von D lipstick is blowjob proof. 
  • Estee Lauder’s Double-Wear foundation is smear-proof. 
  • Fantasia Smoothing Serum keeps your hair from flattening and tangling during sexy time. 
  • Switch to men’s deodorant and razors. You’ll see why. 
  • Use tea tree oil to moisturize where you usually shave. 
  • Shaving with baby oil also gives a stubble-free, smooth shave. 
  • Pat a bit of foundation on your lips before applying lipstick to make it last longer when making out and giving blowjobs. 
  • Matte finish foundations stick to your skin better and don’t rub off. 
  • Cranberries will make your kitty’s scent a little sweeter. 
  • Use coconut oil and Vaseline on your thighs nightly to eliminate stretch marks. 
  • Put garlic on your nail beds and coconut oil on your cuticles for longer nails. 
  • If you have marks from ingrown hairs on your kitty, rub on aloe vera for the itching and coconut oil to fade the marks. 
  • Threading your eyebrows lasts longer than waxing them. 
  • If you know you’re doing the dirty, don’t wear cotton panties because they can trap lint in the crevices of your thighs. 
  • When brushing your teeth, brush your tongue too to eliminate bad breath. 
  • Use a pumice stone to get dead skin cells off your feet and focus on your heels. 
  • Chloraseptic throat numbing medication helps incredibly with deepthroating. 
  • Lemon juice and baking soda removes cum stains. 
  • Yoni oil makes your kitty extremely soft. 
  • Peeing after sex decreases your risk of UTIs and STDs. 
  • Change the condom if you’re going from anal to vaginal sex so you’re more protected against bacteria. 
  • Applying a homemade body and face scrub made of brown sugar and honey can work wonders. 
  • For dry or peeling lips, use water and a toothbrush to exfoliate them. 
  • Floss daily. 
  • Olive oil repairs nails broken from acrylics. 
  • Add moisturizer to a foundation that’s a little too dark for you to lighten it up. 
  • Even if you’re on birth control, wearing condoms can help prevent against STDs. 
  • Don’t let your number of partners affect you; to each their own. 
  • Don’t use soap in, near, or around your kitty. 
  • Coffee and salty foods will make your kitty taste bitter, so stick to water, tea, or juice. 
  • Don’t constantly use bath bombs or take bubble baths as they can give your kitty an infection. Keep it to a minimum. 
  • Never spray perfume in or on your kitty. This is a no-brainer. 
  • Don’t lie to your doctors about being sexually active. 
  • *Daddy is at my house and we're playing outside. I start climbing a tree*
  • Daddy: Babygirl, get down. you're gonna get hurt.
  • Me: No I'm not, I'm a big girl! *slips and falls out of the tree 2 seconds later* DADDY!
  • Daddy: oh, baby. I told you you were gonna get hurt. *helps me up, taking me in the house.*
  • Me: *starts crying when he pulls up my sleeve and pants leg*
  • Daddy: It's okay, princess. you're okay. Let's get some medicine on it and a bandaid.
  • Me: *nods, tears still streaming down*
  • Daddy: *puts some Neosporin on it and a big bandaid, then lays me in my bed with stuffie.* C'mere, baby. *Holds me in his arms.* you're okay. *Kisses me on the forehead*
  • Is it sad that this actually happened? -Little L
1. Neosporin is really good for stretch marks.  (for people who dislike them but always know that there’s nothing wrong with having stretchmarks!)
2.  Clean rooms bring good energy. Open your blinds and turn some music on a get to work. You will feel great!
3. The first thing you should drink in the morning is water, nothing else. Try to drink three cups throughout the day. It not only helps you lose weight but clears your skin.
4.  Sometimes you just have to read certain shit and not respond, not everybody deserves to hear your answers.
5.  Face masks are great. Find whichever kind you think you’ll like best and put it on after you take a shower and just chill in bed.
6. Too much coconut oil clogs your pores. Use it wisely.
7.  Going to bed at a decent time is cool. Don’t let your phone distract you, the earlier the sleep the more energy you’ll have the next.  More sleep = more motivation to get your work done. just do it.
8.  Naps are good and sometimes it’s okay to not do that one page of homework and call it quits to get rest.
9.  If you hate just plain water and you can’t stand drinking it put lemons and other fruits in it.
10.  Water with lemon cleans your system out nicely and makes you urine more.
11.  Eight tracks is a good app for new music and playlist. If you haven’t used it try it. Music always makes things better.
12.  Keep your private life to yourself or else you will have to face other people’s ugly comments.
13. Try to read at least 5 books this year or more, especially if you don’t like reading. Reading benefits you in many ways, you will be proud.
14. If you have the time to get chores or homework done then do it, don’t tell yourself you’ll do it later. 
15. Invest in good bath products, soaps and bath bombs and bath oils. they will do your skin wonders.
16. Invest in good hair products too, make sure you buy things for your hair type. 
17. If you want to have sex then have sex and do you, forget the comments. Bring your own condoms if you must.
18. Be friends with who you want to be friends with. You don’t have to be friend everybody.
19. Always stick up for yourself, but if you are wrong and you are being told so, take time to think and accept it.
20. Keep an extra pair of panties, pads/tampons, chapstick and headphones on you just in case.
21. Cranberry juice, yogurt, pineapples, apple juice and just natural sweet things in general.. eat it. I hope you catch my drift.
22. Mens shaving cream works better than woman’s, it makes you skin softer and hair stays gone longer.
23. Men’s razors provide a closer shave. Invest in them.
24. Buying lingerie or pretty undergarments in general will make you feel so much more confident.
25. Sometimes it’s good to just listen to people talk and let them talk for the sake of you not arguing and loosing brain cells.
26. Everybody should take a bath a few times out of the week or months. Baths open your pores and yes showers are cool but baths are A1.
27.  Always put on lotion after you finish bathing too. You want your skin nice and smooth at all times.
28. Save your money. as soon as you get it the first thing you shouldn’t buy is food. buy things that will last and benefit you.
29. Mind your own business. Who cares about what the next person is doing? Just do you. 
30. Organize your closet.
31. Always be nice to people who are always nice to you.
32. Compliment other people. It’s good to uplift anybody. If you think somebody’s shoes are cute just tell them.
33. Treat yourself to pasta and something nice to drink on Friday nights after a long week. Pasta makes everything better.
34. Just learn to love yourself and who you are as a person.
35. You have a right to feel whatever emotion you feel, don’t judge your emotions.
36. If you are sensitive and people bash you for it, don’t listen to their ignorant words. Sensitive people are usually emphatic.
37. Make a grocery list before you go shopping regardless of how lazy you are.
38. Take walks. If you feel bad and need to breathe, plug in your headphones and walk. They clear your mind.
39. Keep a journal and write in it whenever you feel as if you have nobody to speak to. It’s a good way to get rid of things inside.
40. If you’re confident and you think you are the shit then you keep doing that. Or fake it till you make it.
41. Embrace insults. If somebody calls you a name turn around and flip it. People hate to see you unbothered.
42. Try to use natural/organic and cruelty free skincare/haircare products. Limit nasty chemicals, it’s good for both you and the environment.
—  Tips on how to feel better and look better by @contourkits

i am so so so serious about skin/hair/body care whether you’re a girl or guy!!! it’s SO important. doing things like exfoliating 2-3 times a week or doing a mask a few days a week makes you feel amazing and it’s so good for your health. also moisturize.. repeat after me, “i, (your name here) promise to moisturize every day.” great! you did it! so start!!!! here’s products i use:
panoxyl face wash
yes to tomatoes acne mask (pictured)
zapzit topical
neosporin +scar treatment for any blemishes
acne free face perfecting topical
sugar lip scrub
vaseline for eyelashes


My neighbor called me asking me if I could take care of her mouse because her brother tried to cut it and now it has a big cut on her back. I tried to clean it with water. I read that you could cut some of the hair around the wound and put Neosporin on it?
I put her in a 10 gallon tank and I only have what they gave me.

anonymous asked:

I have a question about my dog, i think shes having an allergic reaction on her nose, it looks red and is pretty scabby, it doesnt seem fo be bothering her at all besides being a little itchy it looks like. How would you suggest treating something like this? The area its afffecting is getting pretty big, almost all the way up her snout now

That’s something your vet should look at. Is she crated? Perhaps she rubs her nose on the bars? It could also be allergies, or an infection, or something more serious. Do not put peroxide on it or anything, water is fine for cleaning. I also wouldn’t recommend Neosporin or Vaseline because if it is an infection you will just hold all the bacteria in. Just keep the area clean and dry, and consult your vet. You may also need a cone to prevent her from making it worse. Good luck!

agent-upsilon21  asked:

*Leaves quickly and returns with some bandages and neosporin* They shouldn't. It seems really painful for him to talk about.. He's already crying but we're trying to make him feel better

*mumbles incoherently* we can’t make him feel better. Just like the last time, all of us just have tp swallow it down. *pretends to be normal and takes the bandages* Thank you. For this, and helping Prince. 

remembertheunknown  asked:

To the anon stretching their ears: DONT USE ALCOHOL. ITS DRIES THEM OUT. More likely to split. It's good to use to disinfect them first, but use neosporin so that it keeps it soft and clean and also helps the healing in case you tear them!! Seems a little messy, but definitely better than having dry torn ears 👍🏻

cc: anon


Requested by anonymous

“That guy really did a number on you,” you commented to Tony, pouring some antiseptic onto a piece of gauze and dabbing it on a cut on Tony’s cheek.

“That guy didn’t like my face,” Tony stated flatly. He hissed and winced away from you when you accidentally pressed too hard. “Careful with the face, sis,” he jokingly scolded.

“Don’t get punched in the face and I wouldn’t have to be,” you retorted, putting some Neosporin on the cut so that it wouldn’t scar. “How did you even get punched in the face anyways? Didn’t you have your armor on?”

“The guy had these glue cannons, and he used them to gunk up the suit’s eyes,” Tony said. “I would’ve been firing blind if I didn’t lift the mask.

“Alright, your face is done,” you said.

“No scarring?” Tony asked.

“Shouldn’t. I know how you’ve always loved your face,” you teased, putting the stuff away.

“Could you also get me a snack?” Tony asked, putting an innocent tone to his voice and giving you a pout.

You laughed and shook your head. “Your legs aren’t broken,” you stated.

“Hey, I helped change your diapers when you were a baby. You can get me a snack after I had a rough day,” Tony stated.

You let out an over-dramatic sigh. “Fine,” you said, smiling a little to show you were joking. “Anything else?”

“Some vodka?” Tony asked in the same sweet voice.

“A cup of tap water. Got it,” you stated, leaving before Tony could protest.

Does anyone else call Neosporin “magic salve” or is that just my family bc none of Steven’s family knows what it is lol idk we’ve just always called it that and I didn’t know it had a different name until I had to call my mom and ask what it was really called bc I needed to buy it lol

What’s in my Nurse bag?

Inspired by @nursegif, I put together a little bag full of goodies! I plan on bringing this bag everywhere I go, not just those long shifts. It’s portable and chock full of on-the-go travel size necessities. The little bag itself was only $10 and while spacious, is very practical.

Make sure your bag is convenient for you. You never know when you’ll need some of these items! For example, I have panic disorder. I randomly get diarrhea, I get sweaty, and as you can imagine, it’s unpleasant.  Imodium and feminine wipes to the rescue!


·         Cortizone-10 cream

·         Neosporin ointment

·         Pepto-Bismol caps

·         Aleve tablets

·         Tylenol tablets

·         Imodium tablets


·         Floss

·         Hand sanitizer

·         Wet wipes

·         Feminine wipes

·         Pads & tampons 


·         Matte shine control powder

·         Moisturizing lotion 

·         Bobby pins

·         Dry shampoo

·         Mints

·         Deodorant

·         Hairspray

·         Eye drops

·         Make-up removing wipes

·         Nail clippers & tweezers

·         Moisturizing lip balm 


·         Tissues

·         Bandaids

·         Tide stain remover wipes

·         Pair of latex-free gloves

Other things you could include: money, pen & note pad, zip-lock baggies, a snack bar, extra phone charger, gum, q-tips, hair ties, sanitizing hand wipes, and kids & adult allergy medication

Things my mom has said to my cat

“C'mere you little shit, let me rub Neosporin on your cuts.”

“Oh you’re home shit face.”

“He hunts rats and sleeps in my bed why the fuck do we have a cat.”

“Get off the sink, you’re dirty, and smell like sweat.”

“Rat breath.”

“Fuck off I don’t want to cuddle, no. Go away.”


“How long do you live?”