PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!
Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*
Haechan: *takes a deep breath* how many times. how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL UR CHINESE ‘HI IM CHENLE HE HE’ ASS TO STFU AND LET ME SPEAK. YALL AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME.
Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….
Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*
Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????
Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm
Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper
Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall
Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???
Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here??
Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.
Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????
Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?
Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG
Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???
Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?
Haechan: mARK GETCHO RAMEN BLEACHED ASS FALLIN APART HAIR AWAY FROM THAT DISEASE INFESTED CHILD.
Jaemin: w o w. y'all really gonna play me like that huh?
Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!
Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*
Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…
Jaemin: *turns around*
Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*
Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves
Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???
Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo
Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!
Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china
Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care
Mark: *throws table* i TOLD YALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT YALL TRICKASS BABY SHITS CANT EVEN DO THAT FOR FIVE BLOODY SECONDS!!!!!!!!!
Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist?
Mark: DONGHYUCK ILL NUTKICK U TO PLUTO AND BACK JUST TALK ONE MORE TIME AND CHENLE DON’T EVEN THINK BOUT INTRODUCING UR CHINGCHONG HEHE ASS AND RENJUN TALK SHIT IN CHINESE& ILL SUE YOU. JISUNG UR A FCUKING CUNT BECAUSE U JUST SIT THERE WHEN WE ALL KNOW U DO SATANIC RITUALS TO GUIDE US TO HELL AND JENO- JENO…… u alright tbh
PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-
*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*
Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*
Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*
Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant