neofarts

One time when I was like, 10 years old, one of my weirder classmates came up to me and asked me for the name of that awesome website I played on. I told him it was called “neofarts” but it was really neopets. He looked soooo freaking confused, and then the next day he came up to me and was like “I looked up neofarts and it was some weird business thing and they wanted me to buy a vacation and I didn’t have any fun on it at all!!!” He genuinely looked super upset almost like he was going to cry. To this day he doesn’t speak to me.