Hot Wit:As you can see, Sparky, the scientific developments in the future may be imaginary, but the way they affect us is real. Witshine: Indeed. Aside from the push-button living of a utopian future, just replace “hoverboard” with “jetpack” and you’ll know how I felt. Soul Wit: I wanted to have a cool sword with a laser for a blade, or at least get down at a space disco, but unfortunately, all that would’ve happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Witsend: And I always wanted to be the One who lives in a dystopian future where I was awakened from my reality that is actually a simulation, and when I gain confidence in my abilities in the real reality, I could bend the laws of physics and look really cool dodging bullets in slow motion while being shot at by hordes of agents trying to eliminate me! Sparkle Wit: … Witsend: Then again, for all we know, our very reality is a simulation that I’ve yet to be awakened from, which means that I may still have a chance!
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time..like tears in rain.. Time to die.