neo ripper


Tag yourself/your squad, I’m Ancient Edgelord

anonymous asked:

What if Sonic was in Crash's world?

-Due to his awe-inspiring speed, he would inevitably garner the unwanted attention of Oxide.

-He might be amused by how there’s another blue anthro that jumps a lot (Ripper Roo).

-He might take a liking to Coco due to how she has a lot in common with Tails.

-He would hate Dingodile due to the latter’s sadistic tendencies directed at little critters.

-He’d make fun of Pinstripe and N. Tropy’s accents the first chance he gets.

-N. Gin’s arrival on the scene makes him wonder if he’s doomed to be harassed by guys with giant machines for the rest of his life.

-“Darn! We’re not gonna make it! Let’s speed up!” becomes a catchphrase when dealing with Platinum Relics.

-Cortex now knows what it feels like to deal with a bothersome pest that talks back. He does not like it.

A while back I started a piece with an Edo Crash Bandicoot and recently, I’ve added Pinstripe, Ripper Roo, and N. Brio.  Gonna finish it and see if I can get this sombitch on a T-shirt or somethin.

Good news!  It’s now on a T-shirt at redbubble!  Check it out!

  • Cortex: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Pinstripe: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Nina: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • N. Brio: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
  • N. Gin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Ripper Roo: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Cortex: Guys, could you lighten up a little?