This video by user Murdoc has been around for two and a half years, and it still doesn’t have the appropriate number of views, which would be “everybody who is currently alive or ever will be alive.” If you don’t want the surprise ruined, stop reading right here, because I’m about to talk about that shit.

It’s a 17-second video that starts on a fish tank, similar to the one in the dentist’s office in the movie Finding Nemo. Soft, Disney-esque music plays as the camera slowly pulls back to show the ironic beauty of these gorgeous tropical fish being held in captiv- DILDO! It flies into frame completely out of the blue and perfectly suction cups itself to the side of the tank, softly flopping around in large, rubbery circles.

“10 Pieces Of True Comedy Genius Hidden On YouTube” by John Cheese


“Rhyme Criminals” for the Super Nintendo is a solid if overlooked action platformer that due to a bizarre licensing dispute between publisher Konami and developer Backdrop, was released as two entirely different level layouts with the same box art and SKU. Tracking down both is a maddening task, because the print runs on both were very small. Retro collectors are split as to whether “Rhyme Criminals K” or “Rhyme Criminals B” is truly the more enjoyable of the two. (This author solidly prefers the gameplay of B and the music of K.)

Project Mascot commission for Jaye on FA!


Holy shit this group cosplay takes it to another level

I was tagged by kaissuu, thank-you! ❤️

Rules: Go on your music platform and hit shuffle. List the first 10 songs played WITHOUT SKIPPING. TAG PEOPLE.

1. Drag Me Down by One Direction
2. Emergency by Icona Pop
3. The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson
4. Feeling Myself by Nicki Minaj ft. Beyoncé
5. Gimmie Love by Carly Rae Jepsen
6. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) by Silento
7. Labyrinth of Dreams by Nox Arcana
8. Blood by Osca
9. Heaven by Matt Bomer
10. Believe by Mumford & Sons

I tag: itsjustliketheoceanunderthemoon bennxtoews nemoniemi dunconnsmythe crowmygoodness and anyone else who wants to do it ☺️