Why is all kitschy ocean-themed decor either “sandy tropical or New England seashore” or “tropical reef” themed?
I want to go to Goodwill and find plaster deep sea animals and abyssal vent-themed party napkins.
Or a bathroom set themed around rocky tidepools, with nudibranch decals for the shower and a chiton-shaped soap dish.
Maybe a room decorated in Open Ocean style, with faint transparent plankton on blue wallpaper, a few small schools of sardines, and a single enormous painting of a sailfish.
Or a sub-Antarctic room with an icy white ceiling, dark floor, and art themed around sea urchins and six-foot-long nemertean worms.