Meanwhile. ..

(A few minutes after my girlfriend and I watch a funny you tube video about a racoon stealing an entire dish of catfood)

Lucy: *leans over and starts trying to remove my bra*
Me: *looks over*
Lucy: *Continues to try and maneuver around my tank to set bra free*
Me: *continues to watch* “What chya doin’?”
Lucy: “Shhh…I’m a bandit too.”