Hiveswap, Cherubs, Fantrolls, First Guardians, Limebloods: How Does This Concern Me?
New year, new theory! With Hiveswap hot on our heels it’s fitting that we kick 2017 off with a bang, right? Gotta get my bets in before the races start! You know what they say right? Go big or go home.
So let’s make the first theory of the year a Hiveswap plot forecast!
Let’s talk about how the fantroll we saw for 2 panels might actually tell us how Doc Scratch and cherubs factor into the plot of the game.
This is definitely a lot more interesting than the Handmaid.
Longish post warning. We’ve got some potential to discuss.
I would like to make a friendly reminder that the $20,000 wasn’t only to get these two fan trolls canon, the two people who each donated those $10,000 have got all those Kickstarter Packs.
ALLLLLLLL OF THEM
A digital download of the game, a digital download of the game’s soundtrack, a SIGNED physical copy of the game, and a Kickstarter-exclusive print signed by Andrew Hussie!
A Sburb tote bag, a God Tier t-shirt of your choice from the What Pumpkin Store, a set of 3 enamel pins, and 2 Alpha and Beta kids sticker sheets!!
A Record tote bag, a Gamebro OR Gamegrl t-shirt, a set of 4 enamel pins, and 2 Dave/Bro sticker sheets!!!
A Midnight Crew themed playing card deck, a Midnight Crew tote bag, a Spade t-shirt, a set of 4 enamel pins, and 2 Midnight Crew sticker sheets!!!!
A Homestuck-themed tarot card deck (78 cards, featuring art by 39 artists), a Grimdark Squiddle tote bag, a Prospit OR Derse t-shirt (your choice!), a set of 4 enamel pins, and 3 Prospit & Derse sticker sheets!!!!!
Senator Lemonsnout or Pyralspite Plushie, Troll tote bag, Terezi Canopy t-shirt, a set of 4 enamel pins, and 2 Trolls sticker sheets!!!!!!
An exclusive pack of signed game concept art and special thanks in the game credits, not only that but also a black & white commission OR a beautiful custom Soul Portrait by Andrew Hussie HIMSELF!
And you know what’ll happen after that, Cosplayers, fanarts, plushies ALL OF THAT.
Those two people got a TRUCK load of stuff and not “JUST” their fantrolls canon.
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS GUY. MOTHERFUCKING BADASS NEKTAN WHELAN, CANON FANTROLL NUMBER ONE.
IS HE TOO BADASS TO TALK ABOUT SO IT ISN’T OKAY TO EVEN SPEAK HIS BADASS NAME? THIS MOTHERFUCKER WEARS A FUCKING LEAD-WEIGHTED TOP HAT. UNDER THE FUCKING WATER. HOW FUCKING RAD IS THAT?? Nektan. Motherfucking. Badass. Whelan. One of the two $10,000 fucking fantrolls that was completely blown up in two pages. Perfect.