neither of you

sleepover with Yoongi

- cUdDlEs
- wouldn’t spend all of your time sleeping, but you’d be laid up together most of the night
- movies all night
- he wouldn’t care much for the movie, he’d be on his phone instead
- “yoongi get off of your phone”
- “y/n get off of me”
- he’d want to order takeout but then he’d realize it’s midnight and the place is closed so he’d find a 24 hour service food place
- when the food finally comes neither of you are really that hungry
- “y/n let’s go to sleep”
- “you’re so boring”
- “i mean unless you had something else in mind” *smirks at you*
- you’d hit his arm and he’d laugh
- “no seriously, let’s just go to bed”
- once you got into bed he’d start talking about random stuff
- he’d talk nonstop for about an hour
- “yoongi i thought you wanted to sleep”
- “shut up i am sleeping”
- wraps you up tightly in his arms


John x Reader

Requested by Anon

Warnings: string language, mature themes

You let out a shaky breath as John leant in to kiss you. For week, the two of you had felt it building, the small gestures, faint touches and glances. His lips pressing against yours started a whirl of motion that neither of you had the notion to stop.

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anonymous asked:

21, 75, 87 Reylo

21 - Daddy Kink

What’d started out as a joke, as Rey teasingly calling Kylo “Daddy” when he’d been acting out in front of their friends, had become far more than anything she could’ve anticipated. Not like she should be prepared for anything less, dating Kylo Ren of all people. She smoothed out the short skirt she’d chosen for one of their sessions, goosebumps already racing up and down her arms as she crossed, and uncrossed her legs, finding it difficult to focus on the coloring in front of her. 

The anticipation always got her more than the actual scene did. Waiting for him to finish setting up was always more of a punishment than any of the actual spankings she received for mouthing off, and he knew it. He exploited the fact that she was already dripping wet, sprawled out on the hotel couch (because, for some inexplicable reason, they never did this at home. Oh no. It broke the magic of the moment if they tried to let this kink encroach their personal space.) and waiting for him. 

Hell, sometimes she wondered whether or not he got off on that moreso than the actual kink. 

She heard his feet on the floor coming closer, and looked up from her work to see him, shirt unbuttoned and eyes dark, standing close enough that she had to crane her neck to look up at him. 

“Yes, daddy?” She had to struggle not to shiver, not to let her excitement get in the way of keeping it together. 

“Are you ready, baby girl?” He reached down and cupped the side of her cheek, kissing her slowly. She melted, eyes shutting and heart threatening to climb into her throat to choke her as he kept the kiss intimate, gut-wrenchingly slow, and unbearably innocent. 

“Yes, please.” 

“Good girl. Come with me.” 

75. Role Reversal 

It’d been a long time since he’d been back in a classroom–too long, really. But, they said there was no time like the present and honestly? He needed all the help he could get catching up on the time he’d lost to try and act like he knew what he was doing. 

Reality check: he didn’t, and that–he needed to learn to accept–was alright. 

Kylo’s head shot up as he heard the door to the classroom open and his eyes locked on the petite brunette stepping inside. He felt his mouth go dry, his palms begin to sweat, and immediately any subversive thoughts about skipping this stupid 8am class disappeared.

“Hello,” the woman chirped, her voice bright and accented as her eyes scanned the class, slipping on a pair of glasses that had Kylo already half hard, as if she was every seventeen year old fantasy he’d ever had about his past teachers. “I’m Dr. Kenobi, your Engineering Professor. I hate syllabus day, so after role call we’ll just jump right into this. Yes?” 

There was a murmur of agreement that Kylo joined in at the very last minute, catching her gaze and causing his ears to burn at her attention. Was it just his overactive imagination, or did the edges of her lips curl upwards, if only just slightly? 

Fuck. He was going to need one hell of a cold shower, and a personal appointment in her office, after this. 

anonymous asked:

How'd the child vampires react if a friend came to visit Yui/the reader? Who'd be like "omg two moms" and who'd get all hissy and defensive?

Admin Mawile: (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) Awwww~

Shuu: He’s mostly just interested in having someone new to play with, and gets along with the guest just fine. 

Reiji: He’s standoffish, rude, and cold to the guest, and probably avoids them while glaring with jealousy from the shadows. 

Ayato: If they play with him, he loves them, and warms up to the new person in no time. But they have to admit that he’s the best!

Kanato: He clings onto your leg and sobs, screaming if they try to touch him. He honestly might bite if they get too close to you. 

Laito: On the outside, he seems perfectly happy to have someone cute to interact with, but you can tell that he’s sort of nervous. 

Subaru: Neither of you will even see him until the person leaves. He’s afraid of strangers and hides until the scary new person is gone. 

Ruki: He welcomes them, makes pleasant conversation, and behaves so well you’d assume he’s a tiny adult. 

Kou: He stays in your lap the entire time and literally hisses if they get too close. New people terrify him, and it shows. 

Yuuma: He’s excited to have someone new to talk to, and runs around trying to show them all the cool stuff in the house. 

Azusa: Although he can’t manage to say much, he clings to your leg and look at them with something between curiosity and joy. 

Carla: He doesn’t misbehave in any way, but he’s cold and dismissive, glaring and subtly trying to stay close to you. 

Shin: The moment they get within three feet of you, he’s in wolf form and trying to bite their leg. He doesn’t like anyone taking your attention. 

Get yourself out of this limited world of diseases to the wide world of the Hereafter, which has what the eyes have never seen. Nothing is impossible there, and love is not lost. O you who sold yourself for the sake of something that will cause you suffering and pain which will also lose its beauty, you sold the most precious item for the cheapest price, as if you neither knew the value of the goods nor the meanness of the price. Wait until you come to the Day of mutual loss and gain and you will discover the injustice of this contract.

“There is no good but Allah” is something that Alla is buying. Its price is Paradise and the Messenger is its agent, and you will be pleased to part with a small part of this worldly life to obtain it. THe part you lose is a small part of something that as a whole is not worth a mosquito’s wing.

—  Imam Ibn Al Qayyim, Al-fawa’id:A Collection of Wise Sayings

Gif is mine

Imagene First Kiss with McGoo~ 

Requested by Anon~

McGee was probably more nervous than he should have been. But despite all the blatant signals you were sending him all night, Tim still felt hesitant to kiss you good night.

He could hear Tony’s voice in his head, strangely; ‘c’mon, Probie! It’s just a kiss. Make her think about you for the rest of the night.’ But he just couldn’t muster up the courage.

“Goodnight.” McGee mumbled out, giving a shy smile. And yet, neither of you moved. This was the golden opportunity, and yet, Tim couldn’t move.

Luckily, you were a little braver than McGee. You took a step forward, coming up to your tiptoes and quickly pressing a chaste kiss against McGee’s lips. The kiss was altogether really short and not all that passionate, but it set of a lot of fireworks for both parties. It’s was probably the best first kiss McGee ever had.

Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge 

I have an idea. I’m running with it. As if it were scissors. [this will not end well] Gonna do a gif thingie for this entire album. Because I feel like it. Might even make it one cohesive thing. If it is one monster thing, it will be a Sam x Reader and Dean x Reader. Because I can’t make up my mind and neither should you. 

Part 1: Brutal

Warnings: Language, angst, and kinda scary?

Listening to Helena (So Long & Goodnight) by My Chemical Romance

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Lemur or level?

So I was chatting with @sean-loves-green and he asked me to imagine his mishearing of Jack’s level for lemur in a setting where he would then ask Jack about lemurs. The you is @sean-loves-green, Jack is @therealjacksepticeye and Mark is @markiplier

(In a play through on stage, during PAX for example)

Jack: “I guess I’m playing this level”
You: “Jack?”
You:“How does one play a lemur?”
Jack: “WHAT?”
You:“how do you play a lemur”
Jack: “uhm…I …I don’t know?”
You:“me neither, but you just said you were gonna play a lemur. So you must know how to..”
Jack:“I didn’t, wait…WHAT? I …did I say I was gonna play a lemur? ”
Jack:“well I meant to say I was gonna play a level..”
You:“okay then.”
*jack calmly plays level*

(A few hours later while he’s on Skype with Mark)
Jack:“How does one play a lemur?”
Mark: “What?”
Jack: “how does one play a lemur”
Mark:“ I have no idea..fondle its balls? Use it’s tail as a guitar? Why?”
Jack: “someone asked me that today. They thought I said I was gonna play a lemur.”
Mark:“what did you say?”
Jack:“I meant to say I was gonna play a level”
Mark:“your level kinda sounds like lemur…”
Jack:“…guess so…”
Mark:“they probably misheard it”
Jack:“yeah…thanks…let’s play the next lemur of portal, you ready?”
Mark:“as always, ready to fondle those lemur balls”

Wanna Make Out?

14) “So…wanna make out?”
16) “I would kiss you, but you’re a total jerk.”
26) “Well…that just happened.”


Kylo watched you play the arcade game. He was sweet. People always assumed that you two were dating. But that wasn’t true. Its not that you hated each other, neither one of you made the first move yet. But if he asked, you’d be his. But still his gaze was fixed on you. 

“I lost. Lets go find some other game that will take our credits…” You said sarcastically. “I think that you just want to spend that money but you don’t know you should spend it on.” He replied back. You gave him an icy stare. “I spend my money on what i want, where I want, with who I want.” He laughed. “sure you do. what about that game over there?” he pointed to a game that said pac man on the front. You walked over two it. “I’m tired of playing, unless you want to give it a shot.” You said handing him a credit. He smiled. “Gladly!” 

It must of been 2 minutes before he won. “Not bad…” You said. “Well it’s better then what you could’ve done!” He said. You gasped and smiled. “I could do better then that!” His face got awful close to yours. “Yeah?” He said in a goofy way. You looked into his eyes. “So…. Wanna make out?” he whispered. You got even closer to his and whispered back: “I would kiss you, but your a total jerk.” He pulled away. “I am not!” You laughed. “Come on that one looks like fun!” You pulled him over to another game, put the credit in and began to play. 

The game started making all sorts of noises and lights flashed. “Ha! I won!” You laughed. You turned to face him, but he place his hands behind you head and neck, pulling you in. He kissed you fairly vigorously, but not to a disturbing point. You parted and looked into his eyes. “Well… That just happened.” He said as he walked to another game. You sat still. “Well are you coming or are you gonna sit there?” he said as he looked back at you.You smiled and skipped over to him. 

“As much as I know, there is no people worse than you are in such a situation. You have left the dead body of Allah’s Messenger between our hands and gone to decide your own affair! You neither asked us for our opinion nor gave back our rights to us.”

#FatimaZahra (س) The Life of Imam Ali ibn Abi Talib p. 146

she spoke to Umar ibn al-Khattab as he stood outside her house, preparing to siege it…


[Enter Shiro, stage right]

[Extended pause as they all stare at each other in utter horror]

[Exit Shiro, as if pursued by a Bear]


Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

Victor painting Yuri’s lips so he can kiss that gold

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So yeah maybe I ran out of questions but you ran out of answers.
where the fuck were you when i was half drowned in a bottle of whiskey just asking for a text back?
where the fuck were you when life crawled under my skin and tore itself out from the inside?
where the fuck were you when I was going through it last November and you said looking at pain this close made you uncomfortable?
where do you get off with telling me I shouldn’t talk to him and that he’s bad and he only cares about one thing when the only goddamn time you were interested in me is when my clothes were off and yours were too
look at this game we played because it never was that to me but you only just now put your cards down so you could hold her fucking hand and
i can’t be mad about it I can’t feel it in my chest like a jolt of electricity i can’t beg for you to come back when you were never even here so
maybe i ran out of questions
but only when you stopped fucking answering them.
—  so block me again we’re not even friends– lily rain
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On December 19, the Electors of the Electoral College will cast their ballots. If they all vote the way their states voted, Donald Trump will win. However, they can vote for Hillary Clinton if they choose. Even in states where that is not allowed, their vote would still be counted, they would simply...


It may seem bleak right now but I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make this country a place without fear and hatred. I dont want to see my friends, the people I care about get harassed or threatened on the street. This shit happened within TWO FUCKING DAYS of the election night and I for one say thats far too many in my book. 

If this racist, sexist, xenophobic bigot can get elected on ELECTION NIGHT - THEN MAYBE we can take it BACK FROM HIM. 


  • Leo: So, Mikey, how was school today?
  • Mikey: This guy pushed me down.
  • Leo: Did you push him back?
  • Mikey: No, he’s bigger than me.
  • Leo: Uh huh. Raph?
  • Raph: I’m on it.