Hey, Soichiro... did you know that there's actually people who ship you with Light? As well as everybody else... apparently, Light's a slut.
Soichiro: “Hm, yes I’m aware that there are some deluded and sick people on the internet who do not understand a father and son dynamic. I do not appreciate such interpretations of our relationship and neither does Light.
Also, my son is no such thing, thank you.”