neil armsloth

Welcome, Slothaholics, to a new era in our planet’s history, hereafter known as the Age of the Sloth.

We will honor that most noble of creatures, that most majestic of animals, that king of the wild: The Sloth.

And to kick it off we present you with Mr. Neil Armsloth, famous for being the first sloth on the moon, and father of one of the most iconic quotes of the 20th century: 

“It’s one small step for man - But more than two hours for a sloth.”