You know when you talk to a hot person and their really up themselves but you’re like well if i was that hot I would be as well. But sometimes I talk to someone and their sooooo self absorbed and i’m like why nobody likes you at all
Last year we did an end of year performance and the first photo is of the cast. If you’ll look to the tall girl on the left, you’ll see that she looks as if she has just taken an extremely satisfying dump. We laughed for ten years.
The second picture is of me when I was six, trying to be sexy at seaworld. This photo has over 150 likes which is more like than I’ve ever gotten on anything.
So today, the third picture happened and my life is 100% complete
guys I need your help. So I’m writing kind of like a short story for my boyfriend and we’re talking about the best thing thats ever happened to me so it’s got to be perfect. Anyway, it’s pretty much our relationship in pretty literature form so I need pretty things to say. Does anyone have any suggestions?
So none of my friends really like me and my best friends happens to be my boyfriend who is graduating this year. I don’t know what to do, I can hardly bring myself to get up in the morning even knowing I’ll see him. I’m scared of myself
the hottest guy ever (besides my boyfriend who obviously is so hot it’s out of this world) talked to me today. For like a second. And he called me ‘miss hangover herself’. I wasn’t even that hungover pls leave me alone but also love me