neighborhood underwear

Common quotes in newtmas’s house

Tommy, where the shuck is my underwear?

Tommy, don’t get something out of the oven without an oven mitt

Tommy, why are you wearing a bra?

No, Tommy, you and Minho cannot go to a strip club

Tommy, why is my underwear in the refrigerator?

Tommy, you bloody idiot, you’re supposed to pour your cereal before you pour your milk

Tommy, no sleeping on the kitchen table. How many times have we been over this?

Tommy, did you steal the neighbor’s dog again?

Tommy, I will give you three seconds to return the dog to our neighbor

Newt, your hair looks like a marshmallow

Tommy, you’re drunk

Tommy, why were you running around the neighborhood in your underwear at 3 A.M.

Bloody hell, Tommy, not again

Remember what happened last time you drank moonshine, Tommy?

Come on, Newt, it was one time

Tommy, you’re lucky I love you