Alexis Neiers

Alexis Christine Neiers is a convicted felon and former American television personality. She is most notable for her conviction for burglary as a member of the “Bling Ring”. Born: June 20, 1991 (age 23), Los Angeles, California, United States Spouse: Evan Haines (m. 2012) Siblings: Tess Taylor, Gabby Neiers, Kaleb Mikel Neiers, Tashea Gadlin Movies and TV shows: Pretty Wild, Frat Party Parents:…

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If I had to curate the next VMA’s

Host City:  Los Angeles, California (because, why the fuck not?)

Catering/ Food services: Guy Fieri 

Host: Paris Hilton 

Every VMA’s need that one problematic person that could say anything at any time, cue the intro music!

Co Host/ Commentator: Jeffree Star

Along side Jeffree as commentator will be Alexis Neiers from “Pretty Wild” (it will be a “follow up” type deal, considering the fact she’s sober and a mother now)

But wait, wasn’t  Alexis Neiers one of the members of the “Bling Ring” that robbed Paris Hilton’s home? Isn’t Paris hosting? I told you it was going to be messy.


In the audience will be everyone “The Bling Ring” robbed, including Orlando Bloom who is no longer with Miranda Kerr, pictured above him (messy, just messy).

In other seating news,

Seating continued (from left to right):

Row 1- Rihanna, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Meek Mill, Kris Jenner, Future, and Keri Hilson.

Row 2- Perez Hilton, Donald Trump’s wife, Azealia Banks, and Joseline Hernandez.

Row 3- Safaree, his girlfriend, Zayn Malik, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry.

Row 4- Harry Styles, Chris Brown, Drake’s Ghost Writer, and John Mayer.

*drumroll* Performances by….

The host herself will kick off the performance line up with a dj skit! The skit will take a hip hop detour, which is very different for Paris, the crowd goes mad. 

What?! Who is that making their way onstage? Lil Kim and Trina?!

Trina and Kim do a fantastic duo! 

Audience cam footage:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get better….

Yes! In true messy fashion Kim Kardashian (Paris’ ex bff), takes center stage to perform her old song “Jam (Turn It UP)”

Audience cam footage:

Last performance! Who will it be?!

Young Thug leads the show out with his single, “L.A. Swag”, I mean, we are in LA, right?

That’s all folks!

  • Casting director:Do you have a monologue prepared?
  • Me:yeah *clears throat* Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false, like you saying that I wore six inch Louboutins heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown Bebe shoes.

I think the funniest part of the alexia neiers video is the end when her mums in tears and she’s like “that was beautiful you did such a good job of expressing yourself” 😂