needs to do something thank u screams

BTS on Yoongi’s birthday

JH: so what are we doing for yoongi hyung’s birthday again?

J: we’re gonna surprise him with presents and cake!

JK:  but hes so old what if he has a heart attack?

J: uHM EXCUSE ME BUT I AM OLDER THAN YOONGI U LITTLE SHIT

JK: 

JK: I stand by what I said.

J: now I see why namjoon hates u sometimes

RM: SEE I TOLD U

JM: shit u guys shut up yoongi hyung is here

SG: hey guys u called–

BTS: SURPRISE!!!!!!

SG: HOLY FUCKING SHIT JESUS IS THAT U

J: calm down yoongi

SG: WTF IS WRONG WITH U GUYS U ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

JK: lol I called it

V: sorry we wanted to surprise u … surprise?

JM: are u okay??

SG: no wtf

RM: okay well after ur done having ur heart attack can u start opening presents already

JK: open mine first!

SG: sure whatever

SG:

SG: u got me underwear

JK: yup, now u can stop ‘borrowing’ mine

SG:

JK: its more like a gift for myself but yeah ur welcome

JH: okay well that sucked

JH: here my present is better

SG: …these are coupons for free hugs

JH: yeah and I bought u a birthday dinner!!

JH: but I only had like $10 on me at the time so I got u 2 packs of ramen

SG: gee thanks I can really feel the love

JH: only the best for my favorite jackass

RM: okay my turn

RM: I brought u my wisdom

SG: 

SG: whut

RM: now I know u have lived a long life in ur years as a grandpa but Im smarter and hav more experience with mixtapes and I just wanted to make sure u knew that I am here if u ever need guidance 

SG: okay fuck u 

SG: seokjin hyung please tell me u have something better

J: of course I do yoongi

SG:

J: 

SG: well where is it?

J: ur looking at him

J: Im blessing u with my presence and that should be more than enough

SG: seokjin wtf no

J: oh

J: then no I have nothing better

SG: gdi

V: oh oh its my turn here look at mine look at mine!!

SG: oh wow its actually in a box thanks taehyung

V: open it!!

SG: ok ok

SG:

SG: theres nothing in here what did u get me?

V: DEEZ NUTS

SG:

JK: OHHHHHH GOT ‘EM

SG:

JK & V: *incomprehensible screaming*

SG: sit tf down before I cut both of ur nuts off

V: oh

V: okay

JK: sorry

JM: well it seems that everyones presents flopped

JM: but u still have mine to look forward to!

SG: idek if I want to know what u got me

JM: why not?

JM: I got u the leather jacket u were eyeing in the store yesterday

SG: thiS IS WHY UR MY FAVORITE

anonymous asked:

CHANYEOL TOUCHED BAEKHYUN BUTT OML

Why hello there darling~ <3 OH AND YEA BUTT TOUCHING (even tho it wasn’t a full on butt touch I’m still giddy). IKR LIKE UGHHH JUSt…

I SCREAM DARLING TBH. Even though I know Cy was just tucking roses at Bh’s back pocket (or was it Bh’s jeans’ waistband? if it was I’d go HNNNGGSS)

THE QUESTION STILL REMAINS THOUGH: Why must Cy tuck the flowers in Bh’s back pocket? UGHH just tell Bh to do it himself or sumthing Cy. Did u rly need to touch Bh’s butt that much hmmm? I understand tho, everyone’s thirsty for the BaekBoooty. mmhmm~

Thanks for dropping by darling, have a good day! ^^

PSA: Hinata does not stutter because she has a speaking problem she stutters on the first syllable out of hesitation (and how to fix it)

please s-s-stop writing h-h-her stuttering e- e- e- every single syllable even when she’s h-h-having a good time it gets tiresome to read.

and any other character (your OC or published)

i love speaking impediments when used in the right place at the right time, it gives insight on the inner workings of the character, but when a character who only hesitates when talking to a particular person please don’t make it the defining trait.

understand how the human mind works, read more about speaking hardships, try to talk to someone who has it and if they allow you to ask about it, ask them why they think it’s hard for them to speak, when it happens, what words are especially difficult and what they can do to make it go away? (it changed my perspective when i did, you should do it if you can, and be respectful and understanding about it as it is often a big insecurity to the individual)

you’d be surprised at how much information and understanding you’ll get just by trying to understand someone, you might even make use of this knowledge in your real life, imagine that!

anyway, I’m not saying you shouldn’t make dialogue with a stuttering character, but here’s a few ideas on how to make it more readable if you really want to give her a speaking problem.

(which i understand some readers/writers relate to on a personal level)

  • you can write the emphasized stutter in two or three phrases in the whole scene, that’s it, any more and it becomes overkill. it also needs to be justified, is she scared? embarrassed? did something exciting just happen?
  • change up the way you write it. “h-hello.” is good here and there, but not all the time. sometimes words are just hard to get out “but i thought the ssstable was off limits!”
  • repeat the word in way that shows she is hesitant about saying what she is about to say, maybe the person she’s talking to doesn’t show interest and she’s rethinking her desire to continue the conversation. “Oh well i thought- I thought we could have lunch or something, that’s all.”
  • stop the sentence and start anew, we all do it. “but if you read here- well i mean, it’s not that obvious but that’s what i get from reading the whole contract.”
  • mix it up. “D-don’t yell at me! oh gosh, all that screaming went sstraight to my head! whew! oh no, now my stomach is- i don’t feel too well, ugh i need to sit down.”

thank you and i hope we learned a new thing to day be nice to your characters but also put them through the wringer u feel me