needed to take my mind off of things

Imagine your OTP- Things I've said to my SO
  • "Why the fuck are there three different rolls of paper towels??"
  • "Do we need lessons on how ziplock bags work?"
  • "Taking off my clothes takes effort. I'm sleeping on the futon."
  • "At what point if any did it cross your mind that this might be a bad idea?"
  • "TECHNOLOGY HATES ME OH MY GOD I KILLED THE MICROWAVE."
  • "Wake me up if you want something!! Seriously! Sleepy sex is awesome!"
  • "Please kill it. Preferably with fire."
  • "See, this is why we're together. No one else could handle our terrible puns."
  • "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAB YOURSELF OPENING YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT GO TO THE HOSPITAL."
  • "I love you. but I swear to you if you keep leaving lunch containers in the sink without putting soapy water in them I will kill you slowly."
  • "Dude, we're old... your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we're sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese."
  • "These potatoes in the fridge are starting to flower... can I toss them?"
  • "Sleep is for those that haven't been struck with inspiration."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "Sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant A 50c PACKAGE of reeses, I didn't need the whole candy aisle."
  • "Goddamn it why are you so sweet."
  • "I just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately."
  • "I AM NOT CUTE GODDAMN IT I AM INTIMIDATING."
  • "Let me rephrase, I'm getting mongolian. if you'd like, you can come along, but if not, that's cool too. but I want mongolian."
  • "You bought WHAT for HOW MUCH?"
  • "I love your mother, but I almost reached across the table and wrapped my hands around her throat."
  • "Why do we even NEED more bass?"
  • "SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER"
  • "You may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now."
  • "Aaaack that freaks me out when you do that!!"
  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I'm not pregnant this month so that's nice."
  • "STOP TICKLING ME YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NIPPLE PINCH YOU"
bts as things I hear in my ghetto ass school
  • jin: who cares if there's weed in it, IT'S A FUCKING BROWNIE FAM. I'D GIVE MY RIGHT LEG FOR THAT SHIT
  • suga: i'm exhausted as fuck, i worked for 35 hours yesterday
  • hoseok: I HAVE ARRIVED. YOUR DAY IS OFFICIALLY 1000x BETTER.
  • namjoon: i just got hit in the face with a volleyball in gym. we weren't even playing volleyball. we were outside too what the fuck
  • jimin: coach you mind if I take off my shirt? my abs need to breathe.
  • taehyung: boats float??? but i thought they elevate???
  • jungkook: HOLY SHIT I'M SO READY FOR HEALTH. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT S-E-X MAN I'M A FUCKING EXPERT IM SO REAADDYYYYYYYYY
Ok Darcyland

Keep in mind this rant really isn’t aimed at any of you. You’re all beautiful, wonderful people. I just need to get this off my chest.

As yet another one of our amazing writers is attacked for not updating or not writing what the reader wants, I find myself getting more and more pissed off on their behalf. I don’t know why I rarely get attacked considering I take forever to finish things, but seriously. All these self-entitled assholes can take their whiney asses and GTFO.

EXO Reaction when they’re really tired & stressed and only you can calm them down

Xoxo, Admin A~

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Chanyeol:

“I’ll only rest if my jagi is with me. I don’t know what you do but it always calms me down. Baby please?”

Kris:

“I’m sorry I make you worry baobei… It’s not my intention. I just have so much to do and… but I have you. Thank you” *Relies on you when he needs it*

Sehun:

*Always tries to hide it but fails* “You know me well jagi… what would I do without you and your  special choco ”

Tao:

*Knows you can’t resist his cute being* “Baobei~ would you spoil me? I need you… need to take off my mind some things..”

Kai:

*You always know what to do to take things off his mind* “I haven’t played in a while jagi! But I’m still going to win!”

Xiumin:

*Crashes on your coach, waiting for you to come home. He just loves your scent that is enough to calm him down*

Baekhyun:

*He’s always able to give his best thanks to you* “I hope she’s watching… so she knows this goes for her”

Luhan:

*Not only manages to calm down. You also give him inspiration once he has rested*

Chen:

*Hugging you tight* “My jagi! This is all I needed for my day to get better. I love you honey~”

Kyungsoo:

*Always wants to play tough and manage on his own but he always ends up relying on you* “Jagi you came? How did you know I was… you are amazing”

Lay:

*Makes sure to pay you back somehow. Always wants his girl to know how thankful he is* “We should stay in bed all day baobei. I love being with you”

Suho:

*Fell asleep on your lap as you sang something for him* “Jagi? I’m sorry… I fell asleep… it helped though… thank you” *Really sleepy*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Resolutions

I am excited to begin anew in 2017. 

I spent last night writing down some broad resolutions for the year. It was a long list but the highlights include:

Laugh everyday and Smile every hour. 

Remember that the me of today is not the me of yesterday, and the me of tomorrow can be whoever I want it to be. 

Don’t stress over things I can’t control, but believe in and take action in changing the things I can. 

While I don’t want to be cliche (more cliche lol) and add in ‘lose 5 pounds’ here, that is something that I can change in my life and that I want to change. 

Today I weighed in at 132 pounds, and need to be under 130 to race with my team.

I will be using this blog in part to keep track of my goals throughout the year

I am off to Florida today with a new mindset in tow and goals in mind and v excited for the New Year. 

There are ghosts that haunt one in company and those that haunt one in solitude; now it’s the latter’s turn, especially when it’s raining, chilly, and the yard is full of cab-drivers’ gossip. Nevertheless I wouldn’t mind staying here alone for several months in order to take stock of my position. Time passes, and one passes with it, pointlessly. It is rather gloomy, and one doesn’t even need any special aptitude to be constantly reminded of these things. I feel like brushing the hair off your forehead, and consulting your eyes on the subject, but the hand sinks as it approaches.
—  Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice
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nine in the afternoon // panic! at the disco

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And now for something different.. 

I never knew what to do with this ikea frame I got years ago. And the skull + jaw I got from a forest keeper who found it in the woods he takes care of. Got another set like this too. I cleaned it, but never really got rid of the discoloring. Anyway, got some moss ideas, and finished this this weekend. Just really needed to get my mind off of things. 

recent behavior (and other topics)

so i’ve been noticing a trend in the phandom. it seems like people can’t go a few days without starting drama. which is frustrating due to the fact that it’s usually directed at me and my friends. 

it truly boggles my mind that people actually take the time to foster negativity and bitterness in an environment meant to take people’s minds off of the things going on in their lives. the most ‘recent’ of this drama affected me the most due to recent events happening in my personal life. it affected me so much i sobbed for a long time and contemplated even worse things for a few seconds. i rashly decided to ‘quit’ my blog (obviously not the case but i genuinely enjoy running this blog contrary to the drama that happens). 

but the thing is ‘phandom drama’ was what lit the fuse to my breakdown. that shouldn’t be happening ever. for anyone.

people that are in this community come online, on tumblr, to have fun. to take our minds off of what’s happening in our lives at least for a little bit. we blog about dan and phil for fucksake. it’s really not that deep. but the past few weeks have been full of negativity? and thats really not okay?

so like. i don’t know. this is everyone’s personal choice. but i think it would be cool if people would stop trying to start drama or at least be mature and directly message people to sort out disagreements. vaguing and negativity got me down bruh. positivity is nice and good

sorry for being slightly waffly and sad. i’ll try to keep it to a minimum from here on out. much love and hugs

anonymous asked:

hi nbv! my boyfriend is in law schoo full-timel, and i'm the one with the less-taxing job and lifestyle for now. obviously, each person's wants and needs are different, but do you have any tips for The Care And Keeping Of Your Law Student? What do you wish someone would do for you? Thank you!

I don’t know if you’re living together or not, but honestly the things that come to mind immediately are domestic—I would love someone to cook for me and do my laundry. Both are so necessary to daily life, but they take so much time. Rather than use up my energy, I end up putting laundry off for weeks and eat terrible food. I just don’t have time or the brainspace to spare unless it’s an emergency.

If you’re not living together or aren’t at that point of your relationship, then I think the biggest thing would be—work with your Law Student’s schedule and give them as much advance notice as possible. For me, between school, work, journals, etc. my free time is limited, and I generally fill what time I do have with homework/studying. 

So when a friend texts me randomly on a Thursday night to ask if I want to go out, my first reaction is no, I have work I have to get done. Whereas a friend (who knows me very well) texted me weeks ago and said she was going to be in town, did I want to go to dinner Sunday night? To which I happily replied, yes, of course, put it on my calendar, and planned my whole weekend around seeing her. 

You can’t plan everything in life, but understanding that your Law Student has a lot on their plate and might not be able to drop everything for just anything is key.

Also, though I hope this bit of advice isn’t necessary, please also make sure that your needs are taken care of, and that your Law Student is not taking advantage of your understanding and generosity. It is perfectly okay to tell your Law Student, “I’m happy to do your laundry, but you need to be responsible for cleaning the bathroom and vacuuming the carpet,” OR “this event is really important to me, I am telling you with plenty of advance notice so you can make time for it,” OR “you can pick the night but it’s non-negotiable that we do something together once a week, even if it’s just a netflix night.”

I definitely have been known to use “oh man, I have so much work” as an excuse to turn down social invitations or skip events I didn’t want to attend. The truth is that they simply weren’t priorities for me.

Law school is a priority, of course, but so are you and your relationship. Don’t let one distract entirely from the other.

Reaction to You Bleeding Through Their Sweats on Your Period - GOT7

Requested~

Jaebum: *tries to tell you discreetly while the boys are around*

“Baby come here for a minute”

Originally posted by wuseokkie

Mark:

“Shit babe uh.. are those my pants?”

Originally posted by jacksonwings

Jackson: *takes his jacket off for you to tie around your waist*

“Here sweetie, wear this until we get home,”

Originally posted by got7jacksonwang

Junior:

“Wait there Jagi, I’ll get you another pair of my sweats okay?”

Originally posted by igot7-love

Youngjae:

“Honey, you gotta little something on your bum there”

Originally posted by markjin

BamBam: *notices the stain*

“Okay… I can take these shorts off if you need them? I don’t mind going pantsless,”

Originally posted by defsouljb

Yugyeom:

“Do we need to stop by a store and get you some things? I can run inside for you..”

Originally posted by krulemoon

Voice Requests Open

In lighter news, I’m going to open up voice requests for a while since I need to get back into things and to take my mind off stuff.

PLEASE DO NOT:
Ask for anything nsfw
Ask for anything FNAF related

Examples of stuff I do:
Undertale
Homestuck
Overwatch
OCs
Original Voices
Narration
Voice responses
Etc.

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#69 Brooklyn Beckham – Caught*

*smut

You are currently at the Beckham’s house alone with Brooklyn. He sits at his desk, writing something on his laptop, while you sit on his bed, reading something for school. “When are you parents going to be back?” You ask your boyfriend.

“I don’t know. Not soon, I guess.” Brooklyn says, still highly concentrated. A smirk forms on your lips as you put your things on the floor and get up. “Why are you asking?” Brooklyn asks. You don’t answer and just spin his desk chair around so that Brooklyn is facing you.

“Oh, you know… it’s just my head hurts and I could really need something to take my mind off.” You explain as you unbutton the buttons of your flannel that you are wearing. Brooklyn bites his lip, looking up at you, and puts his hands on your hips, pulling you down to him. You straddle him as you start making out. Brooklyn pulls your flannel down your arms and you pull his shirt over his head and throw it onto the floor. You take a deep breath when he leaves a wet kiss on your neck. Brooklyn stands up, carrying you over to his bed. Your legs and arms are wrapped around him as he lays you down on his bed. Brooklyn fully undresses you and you change position. You sit on his stomach, only wearing underwear and your bra, as you lower you body to attach your lips to his. You and Brooklyn continue to make out as he pulls his sweatpants down. When you pull apart, you pull his sweatpants and boxers down completely. His erection springs free and you sit down between his legs. When you touch his knees with your hands, he takes a deep breath. You take his hard cock into your hands and start to stroke it up and down before you take it into your mouth. You stroke the part that doesn’t fit in your mouth as you start to give him a blowjob, licking his cock and moving your head up and down.

“Fuck! I need you!” Brooklyn groans and sits up. You quickly take off your underwear and throw him on the floor before he puts his hands on your waist. You put your legs on either side of his body and then lower yourself on his dick. A moan escapes your lips as he starts to thrusts in and out of you. You start to ride him in the same rhythm and Brooklyn puts his hands on your boobs squeezing the skin and making you moan loudly. You and Brooklyn start to moan loudly and you can’t hold yourself up any longer. You fall on his chest and his hands move down to your ass. He squeezes it as you rest your upper body on his. Brooklyn feels your boobs on his chest as you start to suck on his neck, giving him a hickey. He has his eyes shut and you shut yours when Brooklyn lifts up his hips and start to thrusts in and out of harder.

“Oh my god!” A sudden voice exclaims and you hear the door close. Your eyes snap open and quickly get off Brooklyn. He sits up and covers you with his bed sheet before standing up and pulling on his boxers.

“That-That was my mum.” He mumbles, his cheeks blushing bright red. You blush and cover yourself up with the bed sheet when you hear Victoria and David talking. David saw it too. Victoria AND David just caught you and Brooklyn having sex.

“It’s normal, Victoria. He’s a boy. We both knew that one day it would happen.” David says and it seems that it doesn’t hit him as much hard as it did his wife.

“Of course I knew that… but-but he’s my son.” She says.

“Victoria, it’s fine.” David calms his wife down and then you hear them walk away.

“I’m so sorry.” Brooklyn says and comes back into bed. He kneels on the bed next to you as you sit up.

“They saw us having sex, Brooklyn. They saw how-how I rode you.” Your point out the obvious.

“I… at least you rode me really good.” Brooklyn says and you can’t help it but laugh at his dumb comment.

Clarke showing Lexa the internet for the first time:

Lexa: You mean, I can purchase my candles online? I can check if winter candy apple is in stock?  WITHOUT having to go ALL the way down there?

Clarke:  Yes but Lexa, there are much more important things than-

Lexa: AND I CAN GET UPDATES ON WHEN THERE ARE NEW FRAGRANCES IN STOCK?!

Clarke: Yes but you can let Indra and the others know when you-

Lexa: OH MY GOD CLARKE, THIS IS IT. YOU WERE RIGHT. LIFE IS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST SURVIVING. I AM ALIVE.

Clarke: Lexa oh my god listen to me, you can literally contact people-

Lexa: HOLY SHIT CINNAMON BONBON SUNRISE FUCK MY LIFE TITUS GET ME A HORSE

Titus: Heda, Wanheda is right. You could really use this to your advant-

Lexa: THEY’RE IN STOCK TITUS WE MUST MOVE NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE CLARKE GET MY SASH I’M GOING

Clarke: LEXA LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF POWER YOU WILL HAVE IF YOU JUST-

Lexa: OH MY GOD CLARKE WHAT IS A YOUTUBE? THERE ARE PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF CAMERAS CLARKE CAN I DO THIS TOO? I WISH TO MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT MY CANDLES CLARKE

Clarke: Oh my fuck. The Internet can allow you to see when Ontari is-

Lexa: HOLY SHIT THIS VIDEO SAYS ‘HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN CANDLE FRAGRANCE’ CLARKE WHAT IS THIS IS IT TRUE?

Clarke: *sigh* Titus, please?-

Lexa: WHHAAATT IS BUILDACANDLE.COM CLARKE? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT CLARKE. YOU CAN COMBINE FRAGRANCES CLARKE. I CAN MAKE A CINNAMON WINTER CANDY APPLE BONBON GINGERBREAD SUNRISE CLARKE.

maplemesyrup  asked:

UT US UF Skelebros come home to find their s/o sobbing their eyes out on the couch, going throw boxes of tissues. Their favorite tv show just killed off their favorite character. How would the bros comfort them? (This just happened to me, please, i need something to heal my poor broken heart)

I’m sorry that this took so long. I hope your poor heart is ok :(

UT:Sans: He wraps you up in a blanket and teleports out to get you some food from grillby. Puts on another happier show to watch to take your mind off of it. Maybe even some episodes of the same show but where your fave is still alive. Lots of jokes and puns to cheer you up. He’s not the kind of person who’d react this strongly over something like this. The resets have taught him that good things don’t last. He still understands your sadness. He’s there for you as long as you need it.

UT!Papyrus: He gets really sad too. He might not even know the character but death makes him really uncomfortable and that mixed with you being an emotional wreck right now kind of sets him off. He wants you to do something that can take your mind off of things (his too, but that’s not important) this might involve a physical activity of various degrees depending on how up for it you are. He suggests going out for a walk, anything to get you out of the house. If you really don’t want to he’ll understand. Still wont let you sit on the couch for the rest of the evening. Anything else is fine.

US!Sans: It stresses him out a lot. Chances are he’s very informed on the subject of this tv show from you telling him about it. He might have even watched an episode once or twice so he gets really upset too. Ends with you two grieving together. He gets you tissue boxes and lots of water since he doesn’t want you to get dehydrated. Lots and lots of cuddles. He puts on a disney movie to take your mind off of things. Depending on the movie he choose this might be for better or for worse.

US!Papyrus: Look, he really likes watching tv shows with you. It enables him to do sappy couple things while laying on a couch. He’s watched pretty much every show that you’ve ever been into. He’s  low-key salty that you watched the episode without him. If it was a show that he was actually into and actively following he’s high-key salty that you watched it and also spoiled it for him. Takes pity on you in your grief though. He’ll just silently grab you another box of tissues and some comfort food and then cuddle up with you. Might put on a movie or something with your fave characters actor. (After making sure that they don’t die in it)

UF!Sans: He just um… He wasn’t prepared for this. He’s not really the best at emotional support or comfort. He’s doing his best though. Awkwardly sits beside you and pats your back because he is really not sure what to do right now. He listens to you rant about how stupid the show is for killing them off and how much you loved the character. If it’s something he’s good at, it’s being angry so he hops onto your anger. When you’re done crying and are just kind of hiccuping he gets you a glass of water and puts on a movie. If the show that made you cry is supernatural, he might tell you that there’s like a 50% chance that they’ll come back again. This comment is more likely to earn him 10 more minutes of ugly crying then anything.

UF!Papyrus: The bastard just rolls his eyes at you. Tells you to get over it already, crying over a tv show is just unnecessary. (He is such a hypocrite, he cried watching a disney film once. Romantic dramas are what really gets him though) When he notices that you’re actually upset he softens a little. Gets you something to drink and holds you for a while. He usually makes dinner by himself to ensure that it turns out perfect, but this time he asks you to help him. He needs to get your mind off of things for a while. And by asking you to help him I mean that you’re allowed to hang around and watch him cook. If you’re real lucky he’ll let you chop some vegetables. He’s a perfectionist so not doing everything by himself stresses him out a little. Still, he’s willing to suffer a little for his s/o.

anonymous asked:

Do you think you could do something with Mccree where his s/o had a really shitty day and just sorta shuts down? Like they go mute and stuff? (This is usually my reaction to very overly stressful things, my mind just kinda shuts off and I just need someone to hug and cuddle, and maybe help me take a bath)

Mccree:

- He will let you vent to him if you need it
- will calmingly talk to you, and tell you everything will be okay
- He’ll probably help you develop signals with him so that he can talk to you if you ever go nonverbal
- When you get home from a bad day, he’ll start running a bath and order in some of your favorite food for you
- He’ll cuddle up with you, not even looking at his phone or anything else until you feel better
- he’ll put on the radio for you, on your favorite station so that you can listen and relax
- if you want him to help you bathe, he’s happy to oblige, even having special things for the occasion
- he goes to lush more now that you’re with him, buying things like lotion, bath salts, and bath bombs so that you can really relax
- He’ll make sure to get your favorite scent too
- He is honestly so nice and loving and caring towards you when you’re upset