needed to add another one

Hierarchy of Ube

anonymous asked:

With your RFA in glasses train I just imagined Saeyoung stacking another pair of glasses over his own

I think he had enough glasses on his face we dont need to add another one make it eights eyes… jesus thats too much. Oh but perhaps one pair for this butt?

Twackhead

Lucy Molly MaryJane ,
If it’s not Tina it’s not my game
Xanie addy Vicky too
You using her or she using you?

Crystal,Tina, oh crystina you mean?
I blow clouds like a teapot blows steam
Ashamed nor proud,Even though it may seem

Before I lived in boredom, Now they say I’m brave
I don’t wanna be that person again—Quiet, well behaved
Don’t be sad, it’s not half bad— digging your own grave
Think of all the glass you’d get for all the money that you saved
So I packed the pooks—not very fat.. With every fuck I ever gave

Crank, speed, glass ,
scante, scooby, tweak,
The sun thinks he has paid time off ,
cuz it’s been lit like this for weeks

Damn, I need a fucking stoge, one after another
Add it to the list of things I’m hiding from my mother
Everything you say is wrong, cuz my worlds been rediscovered
Stop saying Tina’s abusing me
Can’t you see we love each other?

“Crackhead” you called me ? Tweakers the preferred term
Shaky eyes and hands stick out, twacked out its confirmed
First times always free,
It’s guaranteed you’ll return
Everything they taught you not to,
can so easily be unlearned

(I wrote this over the course of my second or third week of endless twack which is still going strong 😬 that’s horrifyingly awesome to me)

It’s been 84 years but I’ve finally made myself a proper page for all of my cosplay, with links to separate tags and everything.

I have a fb and an animexx account but tbh both suck and I’m too casual about cosplay to get a website so idk hopefully this makes my cosplay more accessible. ♥

So..golf harry is really bloody important

probably because he looks so damn good in golf gear  

but seriously there is about an infinite number of reasons as to why golf harry is important

a magical moment between a camera lens and the man himself

TIGHT SO TIGHT 

thank

you 

jesus 

golf harry gave us THIS 

ALRIGHT

Do you understand the meaning of respect golf harry

don’t freaking think so

thank you for edits like this

but golf harry gave us TINY harry do you realise the amount of importance. THE GOLF BAG IS NEARLY AS BIG AS HIM THANK 

go

away

away

harry sreriosjl? 

golf harry gave us golf NARRY (as a bromance thnx but no thnx narry shippers) 

dammit harry with men 

did u really feel the need to add another one @ owner of this picture

amen 

Ego Vesco, Ergo Sum - a KHR/TG au

(i consume*, therefore i am)

* eat. feed. devour. enjoy. live.


canon-typical warnings apply below. implied cannibalism, mild gore, off-handed violence, etc etc it’s Tokyo Ghoul that should be it’s own warning. not a full write up, just some Stuff.

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samantha  &  run ins with the law   ft.   hendriksen .

“Actually, I came to see if you were okay about Jean. It’s hit us all pretty hard, but you and she had something special…”

Femslash February (1/?) - Jean Grey/Ororo Munroe

Cinnamon-Sugar Lembas

I have stayed away from lembas recipes thus far. So many people have so many different recipes, and everyone just loves every single one. Why bother, ya know?

@theweirdsadhobbitofbagend sent me this recipe a while back and suggested I try it - and I am so glad I did! It’s flaky, it’s tender, and it’s soooo good. So if you need another lembas recipe to add to your collection, choose this one. Please.

Cinnamon Sugar Lembas (printable)
makes about 10 servings

Ingredients

2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
8 tablespoons of cold butter 
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon maple syrup/honey
2/3 cup of milk/heavy cream (or more, if necessary)
½ teaspoon of vanilla 

Directions

Preheat oven to 425 F/ 220 C. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a fork or a pastry cutter until the mixture resembles fine granules. Add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly into the mixture. Add the milk/cream, vanilla and maple syrup/honey and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about ½ in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet. Criss-cross (DO NOT cut all the way) each square from corner-to-corner with a knife. Sprinkle with cinnamon-sugar before baking, if desired. Bake for ~12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden. 

Recipe found on sparkpeople, via @theweirdsadhobbitofbagend

I’m not functioning today. I even took a nap but I don’t feel any less tired. I haven’t written anything on tumblr and let alone touched my thesis. I hope this changes soon, I need to rewrite a couple chapters by Wednesday and start working on another one where I need to add more arguments from more books I haven’t read yet. But I can’t function. It’s not a great moment for the last episodes of the season and Jibcon to happen :|

( @toomxnymuses )

“I propose we add another defense course to the list…we need one for people who are willing to stand on the front lines, the ones who want to know more than what we’re being taught right now.”  Harry stood in front of the council, made up of various elected student leaders and teachers of Hogwarts from every house and magical background. A war between the wizarding world and the dark lord was coming, that much was known for sure, but instead of hiding inside homes terrified and unable to carry out normal life, Hogwarts had remained open for students who felt strong enough to not shy away from the inevitable, instead focusing on their continued education and protection of all muggle born witches and wizards who had earned their right in this society as much as anyone else. Harry was one of the student council front runners in the Ravenclaw house, a prefect now for the second year in a row and determined to make sure that he and any other muggle born remained untouched and confident in the battle ahead. He nodded in relief when the headmaster approved of his request, his gaze instantly darting over to a certain Slytherin that seemed to fill his mind a lot more than she should even though she seemed to not want anything to do with him these days. He tensed his jaw and then sat back down, pretending to be submerged once again in the meeting even though all he was thinking about now was a time when Avery would flirt with him and even allow some stolen kisses in between classes. It wasn’t what he should be worried about now, girls, but it’s not like she was just any girl. She meant more than that, and he never stopped wondering what he had done wrong.

Real quick Note To Self for today brought to you by John O’Callaghan [x

(One week till American Candy whoop whoop!)

Once More with Feeling

Summary: Dan has ring and a plan: he will propose to Phil while they are in Los Angeles. But every time he tries, something goes wrong.

Genre: fluff

Warnings: two drinks, one swear

Word count: 1578

A/N: Inspired by this fabulous prompt from space-ace16 via phanfic: one of the boys has been trying for days to propose to the other, and each attempt has gone wrong. In a final attempt, while the other’s back is turned, they just hold the ring out and ask really fast just in a normal, casual moment.

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Neil wonders for a minute how this is his life, then decides what the hell,okay.

They name their first two cats King Fluffkins and Sir Fat Cat McCatterson. Andrew stares at Neil for a solid two minutes after Neil solemnly delivers the final verdict.

- Nora on Andrew & Neil’s domestic life

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ADDICTED SERIES: The Guys

“We’re all assholes,“ Lo tells Garrison. "But one day, you’ll meet an asshole that pushes you to be a better person. Those are the ones that stick with you.”
― Krista Ritchie, Becca Ritchie, Fuel the Fire.

EXO’s Kai: When you share your first kiss

I’M BACK! Did you miss me? :3 Some nice fluff for you guys~

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   “How long have you guys been dating again?” You cover your face in frustration before rolling over on the bed to face the wall. You let out an animalistic groan before answering the question.

   “Like… almost a year?” You let out a quiet whine as the other person let out a laugh.

   “I’m surprised he hasn’t made a move yet too.”

   “Do you think this is funny?!” You sat up and shot him a glare. That didn’t stop the member from swiveling around in his chair, a wide grin plastered across his dumb face. “God I knew I shouldn’t have come to you.” You rolled your eyes as he gave another chuckle.

   “I think he’s just saving up for the right moment. Don’t take it too personally.”

   “God, save it Luhan…” You throw your face back down onto his bed and let out another groan into the sheets. “Am I that unkissable?” Luhan let out another laugh and walked over to ruffle your hair, sitting beside you.

   “You know Jongin… he’s probably too shy to initiate. Come, let’s set up for the dinner, hm? Everyone’ll be back soon. We were supposed to finish a while ago.” He let out another small chuckle before leaving his room. You stared up at the ceiling for quite a while before following him.

   Not only did he never initiate it… Kai always found a way to dodge your attempts…

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