necrophil

The trial of a Swedish woman charged with “disturbing the peace of the dead” by hoarding human skeletal parts for sexual use in Gothenburg.

“This is the strangest case I ever had to deal with,” prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas said at trial’s opening, reported the Goteborgs-Posten daily. In September, police found six human skulls, a human backbone and a large number of other bones, including femurs, in the 37-year-old’s flat in a suburb of the west coast city of Gothenburg. Some skeletal parts were kept in a freezer, others were used for sexual gratification and therefore the woman was “guilty of treating the dead in an offensive and unethical manner,” Ehrenborg-Staffas said last week. The woman has denied the charges, arguing that she bought the skeleton parts over the internet because of an interest in history and archaeology. In her flat, however, investigators found digging equipment, body bags and instructions on how to open graves. Forensic tests suggested the bones were at least 45 years old. The woman could face a maximum two-year jail term or a fine if convicted.

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So I’m very happy I’ve got tagged from 2 people - @vick-of-no-land and @elliotnghtray, because I haven’t got any attention from my followers lately (it seems like they are all senpais to me, and not reversed :’c). So, thank you very much :3

Name 10 characters you would kiss, then tag 10 blogs.

1. So what do you think? Elliot Nightbaeray , of course and I would write his name to the other 9 places because he is my husbando forever *such a romantic necrophile* But I would kiss other charachters though ; w ;

2. Sherlock Holmes (from BBC Sherlock)-  It’s exciting to think about his lips what looks cold but actually they are warm

3. Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night)  - I have preference kink for tsunderes

4. Osamu Dazai (Bungou Stray Dogs) - cheap hoe

5. Alibaba Saluja (Magi)

6. Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones) 

7. Vanitas (Vanitas no Carte) - also a cheap hoe

8. Jon Snow ( Game of Thrones) - I know he knows something (based on Ygritte)

9. Saber ( (Fate/Stay Night)  

10. Miyamura-kun (Horimiya)

I guess I’ll tag the following ones: @axell8, @ileoddosartblog, @femlocks, @sakurachan11, @nihil-chan, @1936avellaneda,  @mementoluceat, @sheisntamuggle @red-anemone, @tsunachan

You don’t have to do it if you don’t want it, and of course, if anybody I haven’t tagged and want to do this, then feel free do it.

gaycarolaird  asked:

Hey do you like dead vaginas? Cause mine is dying to meet yours.

This is perfect because not only does it perpetuate the rumor that I’m a necrophile, but it fits perfectly as a corny pick up line like. I think you win here.

The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit (with removeable belt)

Dad:  “Now, listen Petey…”
Boy:  “I don’t care if you die, too!  I’m going to run away this very minute!”
Dad:  “Petey-boy….Have you forgotten that you and I are buddies?”
Boy:  “I’m not your buddy!  I want you to die, too!  I want everyone to die!”
Dad:  “Shaddup!”
Dad (to Mom):  “What do we got around here?  A bunch of necrophiles?”

I watch, wait and twitch
For The Big Show
Like a NASCAR fan aching for
A crash to break up
The monotony of
Compounded left turns

I dance and tingle for
Gregory Peck to beat
The Most Unholy Sass
Clean off that boy

Didn’t happen
Instead Greg and his Wife
Fell into a booze-triggered talk
Where she told him he lost his guts
Ten years before somewhere
In war-torn France

Like celery, Greg stalks
Silently
Into that good night
Gets the dog
Carries him upstairs
Like a palliative care case
Brings him up to Petey

Everybody wins
The boy keeps his sass
The dog is inside
The wife is placated
Gregory Peck’s guts sprout
So grey, so flannel and raw