• Roger:Okay children let's start the day with a few math problems. What is 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes, Matt?
  • Matt:12
  • Roger:Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete idiot. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.
  • Near:I think I know the answer Mr Ruvie!
  • Mello:[mockingly] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!
  • Near:Shut up fat boy!
  • Mello:HEY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin-!
  • Roger:Did you just say the 'F' word?!
  • Mello:Fat?
  • Near:No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you fuckin' fat ass.
  • Roger:NEAR!
  • Mello:Why the fuck not?
  • Roger:MELLO!
  • Matt:Dude, you just said fuck again!
  • Roger:MATT!
  • Linda:[muffled] fuck
  • Roger:LINDA!
  • Mello:What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
  • Roger:How would you like to go see Watari?!
  • Mello:How would you like to suck my balls?
  • [big gasp from whole class]
  • Roger:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
  • Mello:Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, [pulls out megaphone]
  • Mello:"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, ROGER"