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anonymousnerdgirl  asked:

Swanfire! For the meme.

Aw thank you for submitting this!

who is more likely to hurt the other?: Oh Lordy…I hate to say this, but Neal. We have history of him doing it vs. Emma’s never really done anything to hurt him? But maybe if the show had continued with them, she would have.

who is emotionally stronger?: They’re both fucked up. Neal carries himself better, but they both need Archie sessions.

who is physically stronger?: Emma.

who is more likely to break a bone?: Despite the previous, Emma. I can see her running into a situation without thinking and ending up in the E.R.

who knows best what to say to upset the other?: Emma. This is what I meant from the first one. She’s got her father’s tact.

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?: Neal. Emma’s stubborn and would take some time.

who treats who’s wounds more often?: Neal would end up tending to Emma’s more after her magical mishaps/missions.

who is in constant need of comfort?: Neither likes to admit when they’re in pain or going through something. I think it’d be about equal.

who gets more jealous?: Emma Swan is the Queen of Jealousy whether she would like to admit it or not.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?: I think Emma would walk out after an argument. Neal would know better given their past.

who will propose?: I don’t think they would really have a mushy romantic proposal. I think they’d both just mutually decide it was time to get married. Though, Neal would buy the ring (probably from his dad’s shop).

who has the most difficult parents?: They both have parents that care about them, deeply. I could see Emma snarking back and forth with Rumple and getting stressed when he visited. But at the same time, Neal would find it annoying that Snowing just walked in with their key that they made. No big drama, just typical in-law stuff.

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?: Neither is really big on PDA anymore, but when they are, it’s Emma.

who comes up for the other all the time?: I would say both.

who hogs the blankets?: They both do, which leads to numerous fights, no matter how many they end up buying.

who gets more sad?: Emma, for sure.

who is better at cheering the other up?: Neal is a dork and knows just what to do, even if she hates that he make her smile so easily.

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?:
Henry does it to both of them because they both tell cheesy jokes. (Especially when the next Disney character shows up and they make jokes about their movie.)

who is more streetwise?: Both. The way they met proved that.

who is more wise?: I would say Neal.

who’s the shyest?: I don’t know if I would call Emma “shy”, but at the same time, I can envision her being that way in certain situations.

who boasts about the other more?: Neal in terms of Emma.

who sits on who’s lap?: Emma is not the lap sitting type, but she will occasionally, especially if dirty deeds are ahead. ;)

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