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Bar Situations [Rocket RaccoonxReader]

Note: Hi partner! This is my second Fanfic for Rocket Raccoon x Reader, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it! I know, maybe it is too cheesy, but I think that’s my personality. Oh and- I think it ended like a really long, long shot. So, enjoy! :D

Gif made by myself with my forever friend Photoshop, and because I couldn’t find it anywhere! xD

The original video is here! :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NMCpF7o8Tk Thank you! 

Summary: You and Rocket always stick together at any bar you visit, all this always lead you to one of two scenarios. After two specific situations, both of you decided it’s time to put the cards over the table.

Bar situations

As usual, you and your team, the Guardians of the Galaxy, where having some spare time at the usual bar at Knowhere.

Most of the times, going out to a bar anywhere, practically, lead you to one of two situations; Rocket threatening every single guy or alien who tries to hit on you, or vice versa, you threatening every woman who even dare to flirt with Rocket in front of you.

Situation A:

You guys were spending the time at the bar. Just talking, drinking and gambling, but at one point of the night you and Rocket stick together on a single table. Meanwhile, Gamora and Peter were probably having a kissy time and Drax was babysitting tiny sprout Groot in his own way, gambling and drinking with him on his shoulders.

Rocket was really enjoying your company. You were the only one he could talk to so easily that it wasn’t a surprise to end talking about massive and large guns, sniper rifles, blasters and, his personal favorite, bombs. Even though you didn’t know how to build one, you can sure know how to use one very well.

“That’s what I like about ya’. You’re not afraid to use any of my bombs.” Rocket said smiling at you and then drank from his beer.

“Are you kidding me?!! Those things can explode in any second, that’s why I throw ‘em as soon as I get one from you!” You said laughing and waving your arms like if you were throwing an imaginary bomb.

“But- “ Then you gave Rocket a light serious glare and continued. “ You build the best bombs in the whole Galaxy.” You said offering your beer to Rocket’s.

“Cheers!” You both said and hit both beers.

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anonymous asked:

Hi I missed the AMPAs because I'm backpacking rn and there's no TV where I'm staying. I feel like I'm really missing out. Could you pls summarize what happened? Like what happened with atl and ms? Did Tony Perry win win best guitarist? Srry this is weird. Thanks. :)

okookooko so i missed the first part like atl performing nd stuf bc i was out buying succulents nd a cactus BUT what i did get out of it:

  • bvb went on nd ashley sang waaaaaaay too loud like someone pls turn down his mic pls?????
  • atl threw some shade
  • trace threw some shade
  • FUCKING EVERYONE THREW SHADE BACK AT HIM
  • tyler carter sANG W PVRIS OHMY GOD
  • the orchestra SLAAAAAAYYYYYYYED
  • more shade
  • tony perry came backakckkcakckkckc
  • vic fuentes is a vampire (explains why he looks so young??)
  • MY LIL ZACKY WON AN AWARDDDDD (ALSO RIAN DID TOOOOOO)
  • jakc nd alex nd some random dude made sopme dick jokes
  • 5sos won the fandom award???!?!?!?????????????
  • rian was surprised that people knew he was IN TEH FUCKING BAND?!?!?!?! MY BABYYYYYY he won for best drummer
  • a looooooooot of memes about alex nd brendon throwing out ‘the trash’ (trace)
  • bmth had lee nd jordan make this RLY FUCKIN CUTE VIDEO THAT also had some lry lame editing but HTEYRE KITTENS OH MY GOD
  • CHIRSTOFER DREW RAN ON STAGE W HIS DRUNK ASS ND GAVE A SHOUT OUT TO PIZZA ND THE ORCHESTRA im rly far up his ass tbh
  • joel was also drunk god bless
  • more ppl shitting on trace
  • everyone is talking about how shitty these award shows are but no one has stopped watching???????
  • top didnt win anything????
  • TONY PERRY WON FOR BEST GUITARIST
  • 7 ppl unfollowed me???? like cmon i post some quality shit
  • jack kissed that one guy from that one band
  • jack nd alex were kissing all over that other band (im so bad at paying attention oh my god) (((also eachother ;))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • BEEBO KILLED IT MAN
  • more shade jokes
  • bvb gave away another award (will they ever keep one???)(i mean it was sweet)(but still)

also w atl nd ms: atl made fun of ms i guess so trace was pissed nd he went on stage to call them out nd then everyone was like ://////////////// so for like the rest of the night everyone shit on him and yeah

SO YEAH YOU MISSED OUT ON A LOT HOMIE