Robin sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty; that’s why we make a good team. Cyborg, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Starfire wonders why it has to be glass and Beast Boy usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
Okay, this is literally a oneshot that just looks at the immaturity of the Titans.
Might seem ooc or very unlikely but it really is just a humour piece. Don’t read too much into it.
It’s modelled after one of my favourite scenes of NCIS. It’s flippin’ hilarious and I found myself wondering what it would be like with our fave hero network. It would probably help to go and watch the scene I am talking about just so the context is kinda backing it up.
I just don’t want people commenting like oh my god, it isn’t something to joke about. I know but for this particular scene; it really is funny, especially if you are invested in NCIS as a show, like moi.
It is purely being written because it reminds me of some kind of high school situation.
The big screen buzzed with light as yet another slide appeared before them all.
Superman cleared his throat and turned to face them, with the remote still in hand, pressing a button to turn on the lights in the room.
“As you can all see from the presentation, there are many forms of harassment in the workplace that can go somewhat… unnoticed. These little signs shouldn’t go without being addressed when you feel uncomfortable.” He paused and glanced over the faces staring back at him.
Rows of Titans sat there, staring back at him as he spoke. Their expressions varied from mildly interested to absolutely bored senseless. And, Superman was fairly certain he could hear snoring but he wasn’t sure who exactly it was.
Cyborg sighed, his fingers clasped together atop of the small desk he had been sat at. He was struggling but his eyes were on the Kryptonian as he continued to drone on about the topic at hand. They had all, needless to say, been reluctant to turn up to the watchtower this morning for the mandatory meeting.
The league had suggested that they were all very young still, despite being in their early 20’s and needed to be made aware of the dangers that can occur in the workplace; even if the occupation in question was a superhero.
There was a whole bunch of meetings like this they still had to look forward to such as health and safety, performance issues, discrimination… things like that. Things that normal, white collared folks usually had to worry about.
Plot: In a small lakeside tourist town, Kate Todd is a reluctant florist still reeling from a recent tragedy, and Leroy Jethro Gibbs is a widowed newcomer with only one reason for staying: he’s building a boat. Both have their own private pasts they would rather forget, but somewhere in between flowers, sailing and raising a child alone, love finds a way. Kibbs, Kelly!lives, heavily AU
What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed with a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.
Feels attack and this is the most underestimated scene between them. The way he stops her and put his hand around her it’s like he is choosing her and needs her to be there ‘cause she is his person goddamnit GODDAMNIT!
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