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Future Days

Title: Future Days

Author: London9Calling

Pairing: Chansoo (Chanyeol / Kyungsoo), side!Chen/Liyin

Genres: a/b/o, college au, pining, unrequited love

Rated: NC-17

Length: oneshot, 15K

Summary: Chanyeol doesn’t know what he wants to be when he grows up. He doesn’t know why he hangs out with the two most annoying omegas known to man or why he can’t breathe the moment he sees Do Kyungsoo. Because Kyungsoo isn’t his mate. Or something. He doesn’t know a lot of things, but he is slowly trying to learn. Slowly. Okay, maybe life just sucks and he’s a slacker. Maybe. Kind of.

Warnings: rut and heat sex, knotting, claiming, mentions of mpreg

Signs That You Attend An #HBCU...

1. When you got to school, you thought it was going to be like Hillman…


…but it ended up being more like College Hill.



2. If you’re a girl, you may have felt a little like this…

3. Girls show up to 8 a.m. classes in stilettos and in full make up


4. Your school gear always comes up missing when you visit home…

and you catch your family wearing it a few weeks later


5. Everyone on campus is quick to rattle off the names of your alma mater’s most influential alumni.


Morehouse

Howard

Tennessee State

North Carolina A&T


6. History classes (and poli sci, and English, and music) are steeped in black history…



And you can’t graduate without taking an African history class…

7. Graduating on time would be a miracle…

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8. During finals, the library feels a little bit like the club…


9. You Try to get a copy of your transcript, and the registrar is like…





10. You’re used to seeing someone you know leaving the financial aid office looking like this:

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(Unless it was refund check time, in which case they looked more like this…)




11. You missed every class during homecoming week…




12. Then you skipped your school’s homecoming to go to Howard’s…



13. The best part of the football games was halftime…




14. Out of nowhere everyone emerges outside on the first day of spring…




15. When people suddenly disappear during the semester, it’s probably  because they were doing this…

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16. And you spend hours waiting to see them do this on the yard…

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 (even though you can’t see or hear what was going on)…

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17. When you go to a party, no one can dance because of this…

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18. But you’ve never seen more than two Iotas at the same place at the same time…

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19. You’ve never heard of Delta Zeta or TKE or Alpha Phi or Kappa Alpha….

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But you can recite the names of the Divine 9 in order of their founding dates, even if you never pledged.

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20. Every dorm has a dude who can cut hair, or a girl who can put in weave for cheap.

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21. Eventually half the girls you know go natural at one point…

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22. You get a job off-campus so you won’t forget what it was like to have white friends…

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23. When you come home to visit, your family gives you a hard time about your decision to flout family tradition and go to Howard instead of Hampton…

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Or FAMU instead of Bethune-Cookman…

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Or Southern instead of Grambling…

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Or Alabama A&M instead of Alabama State

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24. But, in spite of the rivalries with other schools, whenever you meet someone who went to an HBCU, you do this.

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25. Because you both know that there’s one thing you can agree on:

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goingdown-swingin  asked:

HI HI!!!! So "Kiss the Baker" and "The Way To A Man's Heart is Through Chlamydia" and I didn't see a Baker!Cas tag... do you have any other fics where one of the boys is a Baker? Thanks for being rad ☺️

Dean Winchester loves his PIE! So ya know if Cas happened to be a baker, it can only result in good things. Check out our food tag, our shop au tag and the fics on this ask about chef/waiters. We added a few fics to this list where Cas or Dean is a Chef as well, because…reasons! Enjoy!

And some new recs:

Blood and Coffee series [T/NC-17, 15,700 word count] vampire!cas

(summary of first part) He stepped through the swinging door, brushing his hands on his apron, and taking the keys off the hook under the register. At first he didn’t see the man Kevin was talking about but then he appeared, melting out of the shadows of the early morning, and stepped up to the entrance. Dean gave him a quick once over and could immediately see why Kevin had been unnerved.
The guy was tall, not quite as tall as Dean but pretty close, with a slim build, messy dark hair and naturally tan skin. He was wearing a rumpled business suit (which Dean thought was odd since it was only six-thirty in the morning. Did the guy just not own an iron?) and a tan trench coat that seemed a little big on him, the sleeves falling almost to his fingertips. He had a handsome face, with sharp cheekbones, a defined jawline, and just the right amount of stubble. Honestly, Dean thought the guy was pretty hot except for one thing – he was a vampire.

Flan [T, 1,700 word count]

“The first time he pushes the door of the bakery, Dean messes up a whole batch of beignets.“ 
Dean falls for Castiel, who’s very much married, with a baby coming up. Except he’s not, really.

Hot Cross Buns [T, 4,000 word count]

Dean is a baker, Cas is cop. Cas wants Dean’s hot cross buns… or does he? 
(What the hell are summaries, don’t look at me.)

Never Trust a Skinny Baker’ Verse [T, 16,800 word count] deaf!cas

(summary of first part) Dean owns a bakery. Cas is a patron who can’t hear, and Dean happens to know sign language. This fic has all the tropes you know and love so get reading, fuckos.

For those interested, check out Kiss the Baker and The Way To A Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia.

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                                  This night is sparkling, don’t you let it go
                                          I’m wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
                                             I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew
                                                 I was e nc h a n t e d to meet you

anonymous asked:

I smoke because I have awful pain but I have no prescription (my state is NC so a rx isn't even possible). I have to take a drug test for my new job. I'm worried. I need this job. What should I do?

Everyone who I know that has had to do this with short notice has gone to this smoke shop that sells fake urine but I guess this depends how your work is going to test this. I’m sure our followers have some good advice but here’s an article on what you can do and here’s another one

Good luck!

wtfmulder fictober roundup

hey guys. i have posted a TON of stuff this month so i just wanted to make a little round up post. this challenge is awesome! @fictober

5k or longer:

halloween mini casefile

>1-5k

dominant chatty mulder (nc-17) 

storm angst pre-revival 

chantilly lace/jealous mulder (nc-17)

s11 speculation fic 

abduction arc angst

mulder catches scully masturbating, they fight (nc-17)

ficlets

jealous mulder – scully’s got a date

halloween fluff – scully puts on her fbi jacket

early unremarkable house era pregnancy scare

mulder sends scully a dick pic

mulder spills coffee on scully’s skirt

drugged naked scully

seemingly apathetic dominant mulder (nc-17)

don’t make a sound 

on the run birthday sex (nc-17)

rugburn post-orison sex (nc-17)

msr gets caught by scully’s boyfriend (nc-17)

msr at the kink club (nc-17)

WIPs

pocket guts – mulder drops a condom in the office (will be nc-17)

doorway to the gods – mulder, scully and parallel universes (nc-17)

msr closet sex – six sentence chapters, trapped in kersh’s closet (nc-17)

5 sentences

Mulder pressed his hands firmly over the wound in her chest, but her blood continued to ooze out from between his fingers no matter how hard he willed it to stop.

William,18,walked into his dorm room to find the most beautiful man he had ever seen. His suitcase said Alex Krycek Jr.

31 October: “Hey Scully? How many licks does it to get to the centre of a Tootsie pop? ” Mulder asks, with his head between her legs, tongue teasing her vaginal opening. (nc-17)

“Mulder raised the gun to the boy’s head with a strangled whisper, “You are not my son.””

Sentence prompt: “Mulder, what’s vore?” asked Assistant Director Walter Skinner.

non msr

scully/reyes have brunch

scully/reyes have cake

mulder/skinner/scully lol (nc-17)

Dean & Cas fic recs: Rom Com AU’s

These are some stories I’ve read that are kind of rom-com ish.  Please read the tags.

Brother Lover (4234 words, T) by twentysomething:  “However- and it doesn’t happen a lot- they have to invoke ‘I saw her first’.”

If you can’t access it, it’s because it’s locked to AO3 members only.

Castiel Novak Hates Pet Names (27738 words, T) by Englandwouldfall:  Although Castiel’s ‘people skills’ are slightly rusty, he’s entirely sure the way Dean talks about his girlfriend ‘baby’ is a tad inappropriate…but then maybe that’s just because Castiel is in love with him.

In which there is a bit of a misunderstanding.

Denial Ain’t Healthy series (21568 words, T to NC-17) by dontyoucrynomore:  And if, as they walked through the bookshelves, alone, Dean felt his heart thump loudly every time Cas laughed or smiled at him, or felt the need to pull Cas over for a kiss because he was just too damn adorable, or felt the urge to shove him up against the bookshelves and get that damn shirt off him and kiss him silly, he told himself that it was only his body reacting––not his fault––and his thoughts getting all confused, because Dean Winchester wasn’t, like, falling or any stupid, sappy shit like that.

friendzone (7259 words, mature) by kaiifayce:  “A date?! Like, with a real, breathing human being?” Dean sputters as wipes his mouth with his sleeve. Cas frowns, eyebrows knitting and his head cocking to the side slightly in his typical manner.

“No, Dean, with one of the dissection frogs in the Biology lab,” he deadpans.

Gargoyles on Motorcycles (24667 words, NC-17) by mandraco:  Written for the deancasbigbang.

After the latest in Dean’s long string of one night stands steals the Impala and totals it, he makes a bet with Sam that he can abstain from sex while he repairs it. But Lisa and Matt’s wedding is coming up and Dean needs a date he’ll never be attracted to. Enter Castiel.

Hard Road (54910 words, NC-17) by AleishaPotter:  Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he’d find himself: a gay resort called “Last Hope” that is geared towards helping troubled homosexual couples repair their relationships.

It’s Brilliant, Really (15936 words, NC-17) by snarkymonkey:  Castiel Novak is a History adjunct at Stanford University. He’s also the most patient younger brother. When his older brother, Gabriel, decides to start *wooing* one of his younger waiters, Castiel reluctantly agrees to double-date with the intended paramour’s older brother. What he didn’t expect, however, was how much his own life would flip over such a careless decision.

Lifetime Warranty (23620 words, NC-17) by dandelionwhiskey:  Castiel works as a tech consultant an electronics store themed after Heaven. He’s given a ticket- sorry, Prayer- from Dean Winchester, a man who set his laptop on fire. It’s important he fixes it fast and doesn’t fall for the guy on the other line. Really important. He keeps telling himself that, anyway.

Manila Hearts (11255 words, T) by Likhoradka:  Castiel is a cupid assigned to Dean.

Pies and Prejudice (97327 words, NC-17) by linoresearch:  Dean didn’t even want to enter this damn competition. He was happy with his life, more or less. It might not look like much from the outside, or to a younger brother headed towards a big time law career, but it wasn’t so bad that Dean needed to scrabble around for any opportunity to make a change – particularly not one as stupid as this. He’s going to throttle Sam the next time he sees him, for getting him involved in this ridiculous Bake-Off TV show. It’s bad enough that Dean has to cook in front of people he doesn’t know; he now has to go through the humiliation of being judged on it too. Its humiliation piled on humiliation, and to make matters worse Dean has to play nice with all the other suckers involved, like that rich dick-bag Castiel Novak. God, he hates that guy, and he hates that someone so awful has such a frustratingly fine ass. Written for the Dean/Castiel Big Bang 2013.

Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) (23970 words, NC-17) by kototyph:  Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likeable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov– likeable guys he’s ever known. Dean doesn’t know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.

I haven’t read the rest of the series, but there are two other parts.

The Break Up Is Coming (6320 words, T) by endversed:  Dean’s got a crush on this freshman, Cas. He’s working his way steadily along to asking him out, and then he finds out Cas is going on a goddamn date. Safe to say, he’s not letting Cas go that easy.

The Manny Diaries (4087 words, T) by twentysomething:  “Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too.”

Today, your barista ‘verse (13601 words, T) by orange_crushed: “Is that-”

“My number,” says Dean, because he’s a fucking champion, he’s cool, he’s collected, he’s Captain Smooth of the USS Smoothtania, that’s right. He is definitely not leaning against the counter for moral support. Cas doesn’t looked seduced or impressed, though. He does not look like a dude who just met Captain Smooth and wants to ride the loveboat. He looks puzzled.

Sooooo here just earlier today, we had smug C U Next Tuesdays……all bagging on us and trying yet again to disprove SH, snidely mocking etc….because Cole wasn’t in NC…but instead, what did we learn in the beautiful world of LiliCole/Sprousehart???

  • Cole is really unselfish person, who puts up with his imbecilic co-workers when they crash in on his time with his brother
  • Cole didn’t go to NC because it would’ve been the ultimate, painfully awkward Planes, Trains and Automobiles that ever awkwarded. For EVERYBODY
  • Sprousehart definitely did NOT break up
  • Cole confirmed SH with a “no comment” and being seekritive about it is yet another kink he has
  • SH do, indeed, fuck a shit ton and he’s really, REALLY happy about that
  • Their life together is probably more epic than we realized and seems to go well beyond even Cole’s wildest dreams and fantasies
  • Cole’s favorite word is “sexy”. And he’ll happily say “no comment’ and then tell you all about it….
  • Again, Cole will next tell you how much someone wrapped in a blanket gets him hot and bothered, too…
Dean & Cas College AU fic recs

A Little Patience (288614 words, NC-17) by riseofthefallenone:  It sometimes feels a little wrong thinking debauched things about a guy who could very well be one of Sammy’s teachers. But then those wrong feelings go up in smoke when the downright sinful fantasies kick in just from thinking the word ‘teacher’. Those are always pretty darn amazing and Dean has a very vivid imagination.

All the Way (80919 words, NC-17) by cadignan, Guu:  Castiel spends the first two weeks of college in much the same way he spent the previous years: alone with his books. He’s fine with it—he enrolled in college to learn, after all. Then in his first chemistry lab, he has the bad luck of being paired with snide, good-for-nothing Ruby, and the further misfortune of sitting behind Dean Winchester, the world’s most beautiful distraction. Ruby catches Castiel staring at Dean and makes him an offer.

An Exercise In ‘Worthless’ (26547 words, mature) by beastofthesky:  “I mean, you’re–” He gestures at Cas, in his neat oxford shirt and nice pants. “–and I’m a high school dropout who tattoos for a living.”

Wherein Dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to Gabriel’s cafe. Sam attends the local university. When Gabe’s cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at Sam’s university, Dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma’s coming to bite him in the ass because Cas clearly has a thing for Sam. No one would ever choose him over Sam. That’s just logic.

But the Fire is So Delightful (5212 words, NC-17) by kototyph: Apparently, it’s been snowing all day.

Dean is locked out out of his dorm when it’s snowing, and Cas is his disgruntled neighbour.

Chasing Cars (45438 words, NC-17) by ratherbehere:  After an awkward accidental encounter at a local strip club, Castiel discovers his college roommate, Dean, has a secret career as a stripper, and their relationship begins to change and a bond begins to form. They face the joys and challenges of life together and discover along the way how deeply they’ve come to care for each other.

Come on with the Rain (36038 words, NC-17, non-con) by remivel:  When Castiel was 15, his life changed. In one tragic instant, he lost his parents, and he was forced to live with his Uncle Bobby in Lawrence, Kansas. There he met the Winchester boys, Sam and Dean, who were living next door. He thought Sam was pleasant, and Dean, well, Dean was special. Three years passed and Castiel’s relationship with the boys developed in an unexpected way. Sam became his best friend. But Dean was a different story.

Dean was not Castiel’s friend. He was a neighbor, a classmate, the brother of Castiel’s best friend, and the guy who worked part time at his uncle’s salvage yard. That was all. But on the rare times that Dean asked Castiel for help, Castiel couldn’t find it in him to turn him down. Because this was Dean. And the answer would never be “no” when it came to Dean.

Always be mindful of the tags before you read!  This has a non-con scene.

Denial Ain’t Healthy series (21568 words, T to NC-17) by dontyoucrynomore:  And if, as they walked through the bookshelves, alone, Dean felt his heart thump loudly every time Cas laughed or smiled at him, or felt the need to pull Cas over for a kiss because he was just too damn adorable, or felt the urge to shove him up against the bookshelves and get that damn shirt off him and kiss him silly, he told himself that it was only his body reacting––not his fault––and his thoughts getting all confused, because Dean Winchester wasn’t, like, falling or any stupid, sappy shit like that.

friendzone (7259 words, mature) by kaiifayce:  “A date?! Like, with a real, breathing human being?” Dean sputters as wipes his mouth with his sleeve. Cas frowns, eyebrows knitting and his head cocking to the side slightly in his typical manner.

“No, Dean, with one of the dissection frogs in the Biology lab,” he deadpans.

Helplessness Blues (10021 words, NC-17) by fio:  I’ll get back to you someday soon, you will see

(or, the story of how Dean gets it wrong the first time around, but thankfully, gets it right on his second try).

Hush (104996 words, NC-17, rape/non-con) by braceyourself, Dresden (Jeremiel): He’d heard all he needed to know about Dr. Novak, really. Straight-laced academic, prioritises punctuality, favours the smartest students; it doesn’t bode well for Dean.

This is written as a roleplay - each author had a character’s POV, which makes it a little difficult to read as it jumps back and forth.

I Love You More Than Pie (7605 words, NC-17) by Bad Samaritan (quodpersortem):  Cas has been in love with Dean for years, and everyone knows and keeps teasing him with it, especially because the feelings aren’t returned. Or at least, that’s what Cas thinks until Dean makes him sleep in his bed.

It’s Always More Than Once (Before It Takes) (10301 words, NC-17) by squeemonster:  The first time it happens, it’s because of boredom. Or, at least that’s what Dean tells himself to justify it. Boredom and Dean Winchester are a dangerous combination, especially when you factor in beer, a raging libido, and laziness.

Mid Terms (6563 words, NC-17) by The Hunters Angel (ToriCeratops):  For such a straight laced college professor, Dr. Novak is sure willing to bend over backwards for Dean a lot.

Sometimes literally.

Psi Delta Alpha Boys (154875 words, NC-17) by thejigsawtimess:  On Tuesdays and Thursdays every week, Castiel, a misfit freshman, waits outside his Physics lab to catch a glimpse of the senior Frat boys as they file out before his class. One Thursday, he notices a new face amongst the Letterman jackets. A crooked smile, a devious glint in two green eyes… Castiel is done for before he’s even begun.

Reason Cannot Know (7066 words, NC-17) by the_diggler:  Castiel is a Grad student who has long since learned to value the voice of reason over his hormones. But after a drunken night with his good friend Dean, he realises he still has some lessons left to learn.

Smoke In the Mirror (52371 words, mature) by letters_of_stars:  It begins with the flier hung in the library: art model needed for thesis project, will pay. Castiel figures it’s an easy way to make some extra money, but modelling for Dean Winchester ends up complicating his life far beyond anything he could have imagined.

So Much Better When You’re Naked (10545 words, NC-17) by endversed:  The story of how Dean Winchester took Castiel Novak’s virginity. (And it may or may not have taken four months to get them there, but who’s keeping count anyway?)

Stellar (Meet Me In Outer Space) (15920 words, NC-17) by youaresunlight: All things considered, Dean Winchester’s life is pretty swell. He’s a flight engineer for NASA, living aboard the International Space Station, and also in his expedition crew is Dr. Castiel Novak, his best friend from college with whom he shared a longtime dream of working in space.

Except, Cas isn’t his best friend anymore, and hasn’t been since their epic fallout eight years ago. Now it’s up to Dean to figure out what exactly went wrong and try to fix it, which would be a lot easier if Cas would actually talk to him, and a lot less complicated if Cas weren’t so damn attractive.

Stepping into the Light (6341 words, NC-17) by thepinupchemist:  At twenty eight, Dean decides to enrol in college. No one told him that the campus librarians could be so hot.

The Break Up Is Coming (6320 words, T) by endversed:  Dean’s got a crush on this freshman, Cas. He’s working his way steadily along to asking him out, and then he finds out Cas is going on a goddamn date. Safe to say, he’s not letting Cas go that easy.

The Graveyard (18890 words, NC-17) by amarillogrande: “Okay, look. You finish it, then you stick it up on top of the shelves. And then…well, the bottle is there to remind you. Hence the name—“ Dean spreads his arms, indicating the endless rows of glass. “The graveyard.”

Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak are best friends, living together for the past two years and about to graduate in the spring. It might take a visit from Dean’s little brother to get them to realize just exactly how they feel about each other.

Wrap Your Arms Around Your Own Body (14050 words, NC-17) by capsicleonyourleft:  Dean Winchester is renowned for his ability to charm his way into anybody’s bed. Castiel Milton proves more challenging than most.

My only thing with this story is how easily Cas forgives Dean… a common occurrence in many stories, which I suppose is in line with Cas’ character, but sometimes frustrates me!  (The character, not the writer).