NAYA RIVERA … HOW DO I BEGIN TO EXPLAIN NAYA RIVERA?
Naya Rivera is flawless. She has two gay hats and a pair of overalls. I hear her boobs are insured for $10,000. I hear she does car commercials … during the Super Bowl. One time she met Halle Berry at the Golden Globes. She told her she was really pretty. One time she slapped Dianna Agron. It was awesome.