that “””pro””” asshole in every game: we need a healer we need a healer someone switch to healer we’re all gonna fucking die in this match if we don’t get a healer come on you fucking idiots
Someone else: if we need a healer so bad why don’t YOU be a healer
“””pro””” asshole: …What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in MLG school, and I’ve been involved in numerous competitive matches on every game known to man, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in every match. I am trained in offense and sniper classes and I’m the top sniper in the entire server. I can’t be a healer because the other team is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the admin and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. As this class, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, even if I only have four abilities. Not only am I extensively trained in this class, I have admin access to the server and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about me switching to a HEALER was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.