naughty-disney

Me: Okay world, what do you have to contribute to my fandoms this month?

Uncharted: We got an announcement of a steelbook case of the remaster of the trilogy of the first three games.

Me: Alright!

Pixar: Remember Toy Story, Finding Nemo, and The Incredibles? We got new sequels for those!

Me: Alright, alright, alright! *starts to get overwhelmed with all of this* Okay, that’s enough for today.

Disney: *Billy Mays voice* BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Me: That’s okay. I don’t think my heart can take-

Star Wars: FUCKING NEW CONCEPT ART, A PHOTO OF THE CAST OF THE MOVIE ROGUE ONE AND A BEAUTIFUL NEW POSTER FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS!  

Me: *backs up into a wall and shouts in terror of all the awesome shit* AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! STOP! THAT’S ENOUGH! I CAN’T IT ANYMORE! 

Disney: Okay then. We’ll stop.

Me: *sighs* Thank God.

Marvel: AND WE WILL PICK IT UP! HERE IS SOME NEW SHIT FOR DOCTOR STRANGE AND A NEW TRAILER FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR!!!

Me: *gets blinded by the “Marvel light” AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls to the floor in agony* HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Disney: That’s it. We are done here. Suffer in agony until December for Star Wars! MUAHAHAHAHA

“I was at Disneyland, or Disney World the other day; I was with the [Game] Grumps, and I got this ice cream that was literally put into Mickey’s pants. It was a sink though, so it was a sink full of ice cream, but it also was Mickey pants.

I don’t know if that’s saying anything about American culture, or if it has some deeper meaning, but I like to assume that it does.”
-Markiplier (Five Nights at Treasure Island)

How Naughty Boy is probably like with Zayn
  • Zayn: Yeah, that sounds quite si-
  • Naughty Boy: Sick! Look we finish each others sentences, oh my God we are officially goals. We should get married, maybe you should leave Perrie too and-