naughty-disney

“I was at Disneyland, or Disney World the other day; I was with the [Game] Grumps, and I got this ice cream that was literally put into Mickey’s pants. It was a sink though, so it was a sink full of ice cream, but it also was Mickey pants.

I don’t know if that’s saying anything about American culture, or if it has some deeper meaning, but I like to assume that it does.”
-Markiplier (Five Nights at Treasure Island)

Tsk Tsk Carlos Part One

*Carlos quietly sneaks back in his room softly closing the door and turning on the light*

*Evie is sitting on his bed, one leg over the other arms crossed with a hard stare*

*Cue Carlos’ scream*

Evie: Where were you Carlos?

Carlos: Jeez, Evie don’t scare me like that!

Evie: Carlos, where were you?

Carlos: *Blushes* I went out for a walk.

Evie: You went for a walk. Are you sure?

Carlos: Yes, I am sure.

Evie: *Pulls out magic mirror* Mirror Mirror, while the truth can be sour, show me where Carlos was this last hour.

*Magic mirror shows smoke before dissolving into an image of Ben’s room. On the bed, you see Carlos and Ben in a particular position, Ben grunting like an animal while Carlos screams out ‘HARDER’*

*Image dissolves*

Evie: …A walk huh?

Me: Okay world, what do you have to contribute to my fandoms this month?

Uncharted: We got an announcement of a steelbook case of the remaster of the trilogy of the first three games.

Me: Alright!

Pixar: Remember Toy Story, Finding Nemo, and The Incredibles? We got new sequels for those!

Me: Alright, alright, alright! *starts to get overwhelmed with all of this* Okay, that’s enough for today.

Disney: *Billy Mays voice* BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Me: That’s okay. I don’t think my heart can take-

Star Wars: FUCKING NEW CONCEPT ART, A PHOTO OF THE CAST OF THE MOVIE ROGUE ONE AND A BEAUTIFUL NEW POSTER FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS!  

Me: *backs up into a wall and shouts in terror of all the awesome shit* AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! STOP! THAT’S ENOUGH! I CAN’T IT ANYMORE! 

Disney: Okay then. We’ll stop.

Me: *sighs* Thank God.

Marvel: AND WE WILL PICK IT UP! HERE IS SOME NEW SHIT FOR DOCTOR STRANGE AND A NEW TRAILER FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR!!!

Me: *gets blinded by the “Marvel light” AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls to the floor in agony* HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Disney: That’s it. We are done here. Suffer in agony until December for Star Wars! MUAHAHAHAHA

I just feel like all the fandom’s characters live in apartments, Like one giant building would belong to Disney, one building belongs to dreamworks, another to Naughty dog, Studio Ghibli, or Laika and like each level has a different franchise.

The characters of that franchise all live on the same floor and can just go talk to others.

I don’t know.

It just seems kind of neat.