naughty-disney

#UNCHARTED CAST #PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN #ILL GIVE UP MY FIRST BORN #I’LL GO INTO DEBT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE TRYING TO PRODUCE IT 

Chris Pratt for Nathan Drake

Harrison Ford for Sully

Yvonne Strahovski for Elena 

Lynn Collins for Chloe 

Me: Okay world, what do you have to contribute to my fandoms this month?

Uncharted: We got an announcement of a steelbook case of the remaster of the trilogy of the first three games.

Me: Alright!

Pixar: Remember Toy Story, Finding Nemo, and The Incredibles? We got new sequels for those!

Me: Alright, alright, alright! *starts to get overwhelmed with all of this* Okay, that’s enough for today.

Disney: *Billy Mays voice* BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Me: That’s okay. I don’t think my heart can take-

Star Wars: FUCKING NEW CONCEPT ART, A PHOTO OF THE CAST OF THE MOVIE ROGUE ONE AND A BEAUTIFUL NEW POSTER FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS!  

Me: *backs up into a wall and shouts in terror of all the awesome shit* AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! STOP! THAT’S ENOUGH! I CAN’T IT ANYMORE! 

Disney: Okay then. We’ll stop.

Me: *sighs* Thank God.

Marvel: AND WE WILL PICK IT UP! HERE IS SOME NEW SHIT FOR DOCTOR STRANGE AND A NEW TRAILER FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR!!!

Me: *gets blinded by the “Marvel light” AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls to the floor in agony* HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Disney: That’s it. We are done here. Suffer in agony until December for Star Wars! MUAHAHAHAHA

I just feel like all the fandom’s characters live in apartments, Like one giant building would belong to Disney, one building belongs to dreamworks, another to Naughty dog, Studio Ghibli, or Laika and like each level has a different franchise.

The characters of that franchise all live on the same floor and can just go talk to others.

I don’t know.

It just seems kind of neat.