naughty toasters

Maid Cafe
  • Nii's having fun in her new little outfit. X3
  • -Saitama lowers his manga as he notices Nii come to him dressed in a maid costume and holding a tray.-
  • Nii: Here's your tea, sensei.
  • -Places cup on table and gives a little bow.-
  • Saitama: Th...Thanks, Nii.
  • -Genos smiles as he watches her prepare lunch as he sits opposite of Saitama.-
  • Saitama: I'm assuming Puri gave another set of clothes for the kids.
  • Genos: Yes. Nii has taken a shine to that particular outfit after she saw a special documentary on Maid Cafes. She thought it would help in developing skills for the future.
  • -Saitama's gaze shifts from Nii to Genos-
  • Saitama: ....Hmmm....
  • Genos: ...??
  • -Gives a mischievous grins-
  • Saitama: I sure wouldn't mind having a "private" maid later.
  • Genos: /////!?
Signs as stuff my friends have said
  • Aries: I'm a very naughty toaster
  • Taurus: My mom made me delete twitter
  • Gemini: I'm just watching porn, jeez get off my case mom
  • Cancer: I want Oprah to lick my face
  • Leo: Shall we bond over australian bananas?
  • Virgo: Guess who just introduced their mom to Mystic Messenger
  • Libra: I feel that it is necessary to mention that I do not have a poop fetish
  • Scorpio: I want to moan for pasta too
  • Sagittarius: Uhm no, I am a Ford Fiesta 3000
  • Capricorn: My australian banana is triggered
  • Aquarius: I shit good luck
  • Pisces: Because I'm cool, I don't obey the rules... Of grammar