Oh, Mom... You're so silly!

*My new lightsaber arrives in the mail*

Mom: “Look what arrived today!”


Mom: “Oh, you got the red one. You already had a blue one, why couldn’t you use that one?”

Me: “Because, I’m going as a Sith Lord to Wondercon.”

Mom: “Oh. I think I remember seeing blue lightsabers in Star Wars though.”

Me: “Well, yeah. Some Jedi have blue sabers. But I can’t stand the Jedi. I’m Lawful evil. I’m totally a Sith Lord.”

Mom: “So that means you’re going as a good guy or bad guy?"