nature puns

                                           Lil Kiyomi Doodle!!

Euc-omplete me. 🍃🐨 Koalas are sedentary animals that need to sleep a lot to give them time to digest their food. They’re adapted to live way up in eucalyptus trees, rear end firmly planted in the fork of branches, so they can chew leaves and nap all they want to without feeling threatened from predators on the ground. 📷Alison Aber 

Another atla idea!

So with firebenders, they make their own fire from their chi. They don’t have to pull from an existing fire like the rest of the benders do with their element.

So, what if firebenders have a naturally higher body temperature because of that? So much that others constantly think they are running a fever.

Another fact is that a lot of animals like warmth for whatever reason. My cat will curl up on top my router set up because it’s warm, my dog will curl up in the crook of my knee. Reptiles will bask in the sun/be next to a warm thing.

So what if whenever Zuko is out in the wilderness with the Gaang, animals come flocking over to be next to this wonderful heat source. So in the morning when they wake up, Zuko is positively buried beneath sleeping animals that wouldn’t be caught within touching distance of humans normally.

This makes people trust him a little more because once you’ve seen someone cuddling a baby snake in their hands and not turning it to bbq, it’s kinda hard to consider them evil. This can also be played on to make Zuko a staunch defender of animals because look they wouldn’t hurt anyone while petting a vemonous snake that’s blissed out.

Kinktober #2: Dirty Talk | Forniphilia (human furniture)

Pornstar AU KageHina return, and they are extremely NSFW~


“So, just checking,” Hinata says, tagging along behind the P.A. sent to bring him on set, “I do actually get to eat the food on this shoot, right?”

The P.A. shakes her head, slightly amused. “Yes, Hinata-san, for the third time…”

“Okay, okay!” Hinata says, waving his hands. “They just usually don’t let us! So…”

The adult film agency he works for is a decent one, as far as those go. They give him consistent work, though it helps that he’s a favorite, and easy to work with. He’s earned a reputation both for his stamina, and his ability to get and keep his dick up, with one of the shortest refractory periods in the business. It saves on time and money, which means Hinata sees plenty of roles.

It’s not often food is involved, though, which is a pity—because that’s definitely combining two of his favorite things. Food and sex are some of the simplest joys in life, Hinata thinks. He can never get enough of either. This afternoon is going to be great.

They’ve put him in a surprisingly nice yukata, probably so it doesn’t look cheap on camera. He’s worn traditional dress before while filming often—lots of onsen shoots, and the whole half-clothed, fucked silly thing is very popular—and even though it’s not always the most comfortable, it’s not the worst, either. He still prefers being able to start the cameras rolling once he’s already naked, but he can work with this.

The set is dressed up like a fancy restaurant, with classy decor, and lit to match. There’s a low table with tatami mat seating in the center of the set—a man lies on it, already naked, and the props department is bustling around him, artfully arranging fresh sushi on his body.

Body sushi under regular circumstances often doesn’t go beyond merely erotic, and touching the models in actual restaurants is usually strictly forbidden. Nantaimori, where a male model is used, is also much more rare. Today, it seems, they’ll be tossing those conventions right out the window.

His excitement is already high, but when Hinata gets closer and sees who it is on the table, he can barely contain his glee.

“Kageyama-kun!” he exclaims, waving as the prone figure on the table shifts their head ever so slightly to look in his direction. “Good to see you again!”

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Mermay Varian cause I really like drawing merpeople and I’ve been wanting to draw mer…arian. Mermarian. Fin boy
Merboy Varian also has a sea otter Ruddiger. They have the same energy. (I think someone else had the otter idea? Or maybe that was a seal).Idk how to draw sea otters so he looks kinda funny. Sorry.

His design isn’t based off of any fish in particular, I just slapped down shapes I thought might suit him.
(The goggles are made of hollowed out sea glass with a fine transparent layer for the lens. Held on and together by kelp, lots of it. Every alchemy boy needs goggles, duh)



Also this can double as a thank you to everyone following me, cause wow where did yall come from and thank you for coming… from. And it’s May, and it happened mostly in May, and this is mer…may. The logic is there.