WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF AZOG WOULD HAVE KILLED KILI AND DROWNED HIM UNDER THE ICE ON RAVEN HILL
“I’ll kill yer nephew”
“No, thats my favorite one!” Thorin screamed.
“Damn, really? I thought it would have been the heir to the throne.” Azog has Kili pinned down to the ground, a foot resting on his chest so he can’t move. Azog runs his weapon arm thing across his chin in contemplation.
“You know, a lot of people think that but tbh I couldn’t remember his name half of the time.” Thorin is leaning on orcrist as he stares across the ice.
“Isn’t it Fili? I mean even I know that.”
Kili is gasping for air. He can feel the cold seeping through his clothes and the weight of the orc on his lungs.
“Oh you’re right. It’s just Kili is more attractive so naturally I want to protect him.”
“Doesn’t he have a thing for the she elf? She’s running around up here somewhere screaming out his name.” Azog looks around at the ruins on Raven Hill as if he would spot a flurry of red hair.
“Nah, I’m not too worried about it. Elf magic and all.”
“I’m sorry, I’m still just so confused as to why he’s your favorite.” Azog presses down harder on Kili, cutting off his air completely.