the fucking wildest shit to happen in pokemon:

-an ancient french king builds a super weapon to resurrect his dead flower fairy and inadvertently splits the fabric of the universe and creates two separate timelines

-a woman tries to stop you from teleporting a meteorite into the other dimension, forcing you to instead destroy it by riding into space on a giant dragon in a scuba suit

-the president of a conservationist organization uses a sentient ball of gas to open a wormhole so she can be with her favorite pokemon, an extra dimensional jellyfish, and then enters that dimension and fuses with that pokemon because she’s mad at her daughter

-natural harmonia gropius