Being Friends With Eric Harris

Dylan: “Hey Eric, do you wanna go s-”

Eric: “That’s not my name”

Dylan: *Sighs* “Hey Reb, do you wanna go see a movie?”

Eric: “Okay”

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Incase you haven’t seen already, here are some of Eric’s chat logs, under the username “REB DoMiNe”

*Teacher Mentions Natural Selection*

Me: “ERIC HARRIS”

*Someone Likes KMFDM Or Rammstein*

Me: “ERIC LIKES THEM DO YOU LIKE ERIC”

*Someone Mentions They Work At A Pizza Place*

Me: “YOU’RE REINCARNATED ERIC HARRIS”

*Someone Mentions They Got Their Little Sister A Bike*

Me: “ERIICCCCCCCS COMMERCIAL”

*Someone Playing Doom*

Me: “E R I C H A R R I S”

*Someone Wears A Black And White Flannel*

Me: “EEERRIICCC FUCKING HARRIS”

*Someone Starts Eating A Slim Jim*

Me: *Screeching* “ERICCCCC”