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Happy National Pi Day!

Math lovers around the world have a reason to celebrate today; March 13th (3.14) is national Pi Day. Not a math lover? Well then today is a great excuse to eat a slice (or maybe two) of pie. Many offices around the country are using today as an excuse to have a small party at work, and the White House is no exception. Today, the White House Twitter page wished everyone a “Happy Pi Day”, while sharing a picture of President Barack Obama and a kid with a face full of pie.

The quote below the Flickr picture quoted President Barack Obama:

“Anyone want to try a piece of my strawberry pie,’ the President asked those at adjacent tables during a stop for lunch at Kozy Corners restaurant in Oak Harbor, Ohio. A young boy said yes and came over for a big bite of pie.” (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

The signs as national holidays
  • Aries:Easter
  • Taurus:National Pi Day
  • Gemini:St. Patrick's Day
  • Cancer:Valentine's Day
  • Leo:Fourth of July
  • Virgo:New Years Day
  • Libra:Earth Day
  • Scorpio:Halloween
  • Sagittarius:Veterans Day
  • Capricorn:Thanksgiving
  • Aquarius:Christmas
  • Pisces:Memorial Day