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Charities these auctions benefit: the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), National Immigrant Justice Center, Natural Resources Defense Council, Planned Parenthood, Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), Standing Rock, Trans LifeLine

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roachpatrol Auction #1

Type of fanwork: fic
Fandom(s): homestuck, harry potter, animorphs, gravity falls, steven universe, motorcity, doctor who (ten or earlier), star trek
Rating(s): G, Teen, Mature, Explicit
Length/size: up to 5k words, 5-10k words
Especially interested in: war/rebellion stories, romance, slash, femslash, polyamory and trios, whump, sci fi, genre AUs (western AU, space pirate AU, werewolf AU, etc) , hurt/comfort, sick fic, species/gender/role/genre swaps
Will not: highschool aus, murder mysteries, spy stories, fluffy domestic fic, sweet slice of life
Notes: the higher the donation, the longer the fic. 1k words per 10$ bid seems very reasonable, BUT i’ll have to cap guaranteed wordcount at 10-15k, i can’t promise that anything longer will actually get finished. work may wind up longer than bidded amount but again this is not guaranteed.

A vague prompt and an incommunicative prompter are very frustrating. please be available to talk about and brainstorm what kind of fic you want me to write for you. thanks!

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Here’s How Long Your Food Actually Lasts

Last week, ATTN: reported that expiration dates often cause many Americans to needlessly throw away food and contribute to the $165 billion worth of food that goes to waste every year. It turns out many expiration dates are meaningless and merely scare us into squandering perfectly edible food.

Business Insider recently used the site StillTasty to create the perfect image that shows just how long certain foods can stay in your fridge and pantry before they go bad. StillTasty gathers information from the USDA, the FDA, the CDC, and food manufacturers to determine when foods go bad. As we pointed out in our previous piece, many foods are okay to eat well after their “sell-by” or expiration dates. The National Resource Defense Council (NRDC) says that expiration dates are merely “suggestions by the manufacturer for when the food is at its peak quality, not when it is unsafe to eat.”