nathaniel joseph finch iii
– 35 yrs / unemployed bon vivant / human
- sooooo the finches needed a sausage in the hen house!!
- finch fam has that old money not to mention they own most of the towN
- and needless to say nathaniel took that ‘want for nothing’ and ‘never have to work a day in your life’ v seriously
- although to be fair he did attend several colleges
- because he’s obviously very studious and not just a total lothario tryna sleep his way through all of the ivy leagues in the country
- he obvy never graduated so his gap year turned out to be just sleeping around europe
- and basically just all 7 continents
- up in them private jets
- and also on as well as in most of the bodies of water as well i mean he really doesn’t have a limit
- crescent hollow v conveniently likes to just forget that there is in fact a finch boy running around somewhere in the world
- and nate v conveniently likes to forget that he ever even lived in crescent hollow at all which was pretty easy to do when pops shipped you off to boarding school at 7
- buT whatever he’s back and nobody knows why but everybody would very much like him to leave again!!
- including me i am Tired!!
- + : has a nice body, is really good in bed??????? would probably kill for his sisters but lmao not much else!! what is a winning personality?? nate doesnt know her!!
- - : literally every single thing about him is Very Bad, vain, egotistical, an asshole, sarcastic, rude.