nate rogers

You realize that Wammy’s is a complete disaster, right? L is completely unqualified to lead a team like this. Beyond is crazy. Mello is a bomb waiting to go off! Near couldn’t be less interested in taking down bad guys. And Matt belongs in the party circuit, not law enforcement.
—  Roger, probably

Roger: ((Go for a walk with them Watari said, it’ll be fun he said ….))

Near: Everything will be fine Roger. Now we go to this toy store, please. And don’t listen to them.

Matt: Roger, Can we go home now? Roger, pleeeease-

Mello: Of course not Matt, we’ll stay outside all day! Where lives Willy Wonka? We need to find him.


(Melli)

So apparently, the plan for season 6 of Leverage was to have Eliot, Parker and Hardison continue with the whole Leverage inc. thing while Sophie and Nate struggle with retirement for like five episodes until they decide to take on a case and it turns out that it’s the same job that the other three are working on. 

Then like halfway through episode 5 the two groups literally run back into each other and decide to just stick with it and I don’t know about you guys, but I really would pay a lot of money to see this. 

  • Roger: For sixteen years I've done the best I could to raise you.
  • Mello, Matt, and Near: ...
  • Roger: Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!
  • Mello, Matt, and Near: ...
  • Roger: Where was I going with this? I had a point.
Fuck
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Fuck

incorrectdnquotes had me cackling (mainly this person –> douche-matt for reblogging in a time period that I happened to see this) and figured I should give voicing this over a shot. So I hope you all enjoy and crack up as much as I did. (I don’t own the art used for the cover.)

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Roger: Okay children let’s start the day with a few math problems. What is 5x2? C'mon children, don’t be shy just give it your best shot. Yes, Matt?

Matt: 
12

Roger: Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete idiot. Anyone? C'mon, don’t be shy.

Near: I think I know the answer, Mr Ruvie!

Mello: [mockingly] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

Near: Shut up fat boy!

Mello: HEY! Don’t call me fat, you fuckin-!

Roger: Did you just say the ‘F’ word?!

Mello: Fat?

Near: No, he’s talkin’ about FUCK. You can’t say FUCK in school, you fuckin’ fat ass.

Roger: NEAR!

Mello: Why the fuck not?

Roger: MELLO!

Matt: Dude, you just said fuck again!

Roger: MATT!

Linda: [muffled] Fuck!

Roger: LINDA!

Mello: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Roger: How would you like to go see Watari?!

Mello: How would you like to suck my balls?

[Big gasp from whole class]

Roger: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

Mello: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Actually, what I said was, [pulls out megaphone]

Mello: “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, ROGER.”

I unfollowed a bunch of inactive blogs and my dash has been meh lately and i’m always up to following more people so if you blog the following either like/reblog this and i will check out your blog and most likely follow you!

  • Uncharted
  • The Last Of Us
  • Tomb Raider
  • Marvel
  • Star Wars
  • Chris Evans
  • Sebastian Stan
  • New England Patriots
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • Game Of Thrones
Death Note
  • Mello: Wait, Near's seventeen now? Jeez, I feel, like, ancient.
  • Roger:
  • Roger: You're 19.
  • Watari: Where are you going with all those fireworks?
  • Near: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Optimus guide it on the the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
  • Watari: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven.
  • [Near exits. Watari turns to a dubious Roger]
  • Watari: Well, he's outside.

Matt is definitely the kind of person who complains about having to get in the shower and procrastinates it as much as he can, but ends up staying in for an hour or two and comes out with the answer to the meaning of life. It probably both annoys and amazes everyone around him.