Hey, guys. Guess what. To thank you for being such good friends, I picked up a big old basket of muffins. Follow me. Come on! I got all kinds of muffins! Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins, banana nut muffins, chocolate chip- Ooh, wait, there are no muffins.
What's happening now?
How's it feel being lied to, Huh?
I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't really that invested in the muffins.
You guys thought you could keep a secret from me? Well, I know everything. Nate left his phone in the bathroom again, and guess what I found on it?
I needed the cash! I didn't know they'd be filming.
Text chains. Dozens of text chains. And I'm not on any of them. Take a look at this board. There's a Sara-Amaya-Rip- Jax-Kendra-Nate chain. There's a Jax-Rip-Sara-Kendra Chain. There's even a Jax-Amaya-Mick chain. I mean, what the hell happens on that?
Well, we mostly just exchange "Game of Thrones" theories.
The little guy is gonna marry a dragon.
Well, one thing's for sure - Ray Palmer is off the chains.
I'm sorry. We only excluded you because you're kind of an over-texter.
Over-texter? That's not even a thing.
Oh really? So you don't remember the time you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span?
My phone vibrated itself off the desk. I think it was committing suicide.
I’m so happy that Asagao has brought so many new people to Normal Boots/Hidden Block and with that I wanna introduce some of my new peeps to something amazing in case you haven’t heard.
Jirard and Satch are in a real life boy band together.
Yep, that’s right. A boy band. Not just any boy band, a video game inspired one. Big Bad Bosses is made up of The Completionist, Satchbag Goods, NateWantstoBattle, & Alex from The Dex. They each resemble one “boss” from a video game title like its awesome.
so you got Jirard as Big Bow (Bowser)
Satch as G. Cash (Ganondorf)
Nate as Sephy (Sephiroth)
and Alex as Ronik (Dr. Eggman)
IT IS SUCH A BLESSING BC THEY LITERALLY SING IN THE NSYNC/BACKSTREET BOYS STYLE.
They have their first album out “Power Overwhelming” and it has amazing tracks:
From their introductory song complete with Satch rapping (YEAH) “I’m The Boss” to Jirard’s party mix “The Raid” back around to Satch’s slow song (with a twist) “Capture You” IT’S SO GOOD. If you love Jirard & Satch from Asago PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.