nasty-show

some nasty demon: UHM PLEASE SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS OF ACES AND AROS BEING HOMOPHOBIC OR ELSE ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!11

me: *gives a large, compiled list of various sources*

nasty demon: UHM I DONT LIKE TH IS ONE SOURCE ON THE LIST SO AL THE REST ARE NOT REAL AND NONE OF THEM HAPENED!?!?!?! TAKE THAT APHOBES!!! AAHHHHHHHHH

ladies….

i think we should all be rly proud of ourselves that we reblog each others selfies. like … we grew up on the idea that we had to compete with each other and to be defensive and nasty whenever another girl showed an ounce of confidence like it was a direct attack on our self esteem 

now we literally encourage that shit + spread it around like that is so powerful and cool and nice and great i love you all so much

A PSA for the PCAs:

Here’s the thing; I love Misha. I love Jensen. 

If you’re cheering for Jensen to win the award; awesome. 

If you’re cheering for Misha to win the award; awesome.

If you’re cheering for both; even better. 

If you’re disappointed because your fave didn’t win in the end and you want to rant about it; completely understandable. 

However the content that I do not want to see on my dash is Jensen hate and/or Misha hate because of this award show thing. 

These guys are friends, they will support each other no matter how this ends. Let’s all be nice and mature about this and do the same. Thank you! 

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My personal list of fave exo fics (mostly KaiSoo)

Sooo, I just wanna share this list bec you know, sharing is caring. So some of the fics won’t have a genre bec I am a shit like that & I want ya’ll to be curious lolol but I’m not that shitty so the angst are in indicated in case ya’ll have weak peaches.

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Anterograde Tomorrow (KaiSoo; angst)

[this is unfortunately taken down so sorry, no links]
- if we’re talking abt exo fics, this one is the #1 fic that will scar you for life but if i was told to read one book for the rest of my life, i’d choose this fic that’s how much i rly loved this

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10080 (BaekYeol; angst; warning: infidelity)

- BaekYeol fics are usually disgustingly fluffly but when they venture to angst it’s just so ㅠㅠ

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Lungs Filled Up With Sweetness (KaiSoo;

angst)

- hanahaki byou (花吐き病) A disease of the human system that cough up flowers due to severe one-sided love. In order to fully recover the disease, one’s love must be fulfilled.  Another option is to get surgery to have the infection removed but in return, the feelings go away with the petals.

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Interrobang (KaiSoo; angst)

- stupid soo & genius nini but don’t let this fool you isTG THIS IS /breathes hard/

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Alpha Male (KaiSoo/HunHan; aboverse; warning: blood & gore)

- this fic isn’t for the weak tho what do you expect this is a wolf au; but srsly, don’t read this if you’re a bit iffy about blood & bodily harm

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Once Upon A Withered Rose (KaiSoo; angst)

- Jongin learns the long-winded way never to pity those who know how to handle fragile things.

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Absolute Chanyeol (BaekYeol)

[this fic is unfortunately taken down so no links]
- inspired by the japanese manga/drama “absolute boyfriend”

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Pythagorean (KaiSoo)

- as cliché as it sounds, it started off with a bet and ended with a plot twist ;)

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God Damned Desire (Kaisoo)

- i hATE YOU ALL. EX BOYFRIENDS KAISOO MEETS AGAIN IN A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

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Default State of Being (KaiSoo/TaoRis/BaekYeol/SuLay/HunHan/XiuChen)


- Kyungsoo is a boy’s love novelist and this random ass stranger bursts into his house all of a sudden to teach him how to properly do the nasty so basically this is kyungsoo having a living, breathing reference when it comes to writing porn. If you’re uncomfortable with Kyungsoo/Kai being paired randomly with other members then pls calmly walk away from this fic lol

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Eros And Apollo (KaiSoo; angst)

- EUHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUEHE UGLY SOBBING FRICK YOU ALL
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Then Came You (BaekYeol/KaiSoo/HunHan/XiuChen; angst, fluff, comedy)

- mostly comedy and BaekYeol dancing around with their feelings but with mild angst (mild as compared to KaiSoo fics lol)

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Arbitrage (KaiSoo; angst

- this is like the second fic that scarred me after AT; this was really confusing, took me a while to know what was happening & when I finally knew it was too late just like that

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Pavlovian (KaiSoo/BaekYeol/HunHan)

- nini thought soo was just another asshole of a professor lol think again

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Baby’s Breath (BaekYeol; angst)

- ㅠㅠ baek deals with a mentally challenged channie but wait there’s more

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Summer, 21 (KaiSoo; comedy, angst)

- as someone from the healthcare field, reading this made it 1000x funnier, but bathing in your own tears isn’t fun ykno

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Irony (SehunxOc; angst; warning: a shit ton of bullying, attempted rape)

- the title is really fitting bec it’s a fan fiction that tackles abt the realities of life; i also love how the oc isn’t your normal, mediocre, cliché, boring tweetums character. the only idol x oc fic that did not make me cringe defo worth the tears

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Countdown (KaiSoo; angst)

[this fic has unfortunately been taken down so sorry no links]
- ever since he was a child, jongin has always seen numbers on top of everybody’s head. And it seems like he’s the only one who can see it. He realized it was a their countdown timer.

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Stained Glass (KaiSoo)

- really good; tatt’d nini is an artist & soo is a singer

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Oh Gravity (KaiSoo/HunHan; slight, very slight ChanSoo)

- they started out as strangers with very different lifestyles & dispositions in life

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Office Antics (KaiSoo/BaekYeol/HunHan; comedy; discontinued story)

- it’s really a shame that the author couldn’t continue on with this story but really really really worth it laughed til the very end (not really i cried bec even tho the author couldn’t continue she still uploaded her drafts let me hug her)

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Paper Maché (KaiSoo)

- soo really likes this box and nini couldn’t help but be curious

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The Sanest Ones (KaiSoo; character death; mental health issues)

- short but never fails to fuck you up

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The Tainted Claim (KaiSoo/BaekYeol/HunHan/XiuLay/SuChen/TaoRis; fantasy/supernatural)

- THE BEST LONG ASS CHAPTERED FANTASY AU I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED I WILL FOREVER WORSHIP THIS FIC GO READ IT FAM IT’S A COMPLETE PACKAGE OF WEREWOLVES + VAMPIRES + LOTS OF WEIRD STUFF + SMUT IN ALMOST EVERY CHAPTER + JONGIN WITH THOR’S VOICE/ACCENT HALLELUJAH

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Tug (KaiSoo)

- nini has long hair i repeat nini has long braided hair and kyungsoo just couldn’t help but unconsciously tug on it

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Neon Lights (KaiSoo; sci-fi, gang au)

- this is an ongoing fic but frickity frack the story’s plot is at it’s thickest (just like soo’s thighs) soo’s gang vs. suho’s gang + jongin has disappeared for so long and now he reappears out of the blue. Why oh w h y; also MAMA superpowers!au

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Tiny Games (KaiSoo; kingsman au)

- WOW FUCKIN WOW DO YOU SEE THAT? A KINGSMAN AU I AM #BLESSEDT no but srsly this is so good. i think there isn’t a sequel yet?? but still a good read. arthur (chanyeol) is a piece of shit and sehun needs to freakin watch his tongue.


Update: this now has a PART2 ! HaleFUCKINGllujah!!

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The Art of Jealousy (Kris x OC x Chanyeol; comedy)

- wow another rare idol x oc that i truly enjoyed…..or am enjoying rather bec it’s still ongoing but lmao this is so funny kris is a jerk, chanyeol is dumb & the oc is much more dumber but i’m the dumbest for using “much + more + dumber” but on a serious note, i love this fic bec i have a spiritual connection with the oc for being misunderstood as a cold bitch when in reality i just really don’t know how to start a conversation.

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Running Up that Hill (KaiSoo/XiuHan; angst; warning: infidelity)

- fUCK OKAY nini is a male prostitute and Kyungsoo, a CEO of a top class company and is currently engaged, shouldn’t be his client

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Concupiscence (KaiSoo; bdsm; discontinued story)

- Nini is the soon to be CEO of his father’s company. Kyungsoo is one of his employees but nini realized that little kyungsoo has this habit of taking photos of him secretly. What happens when nini confronts kyungsoo about it??
Update: discontinued story bec author was too heartbroken due to kaistal (i feel you srsly)

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[!!!] IMPORTANT [!!!]

I highly recommend ALL of Kaspian’s fics bec she tackles almost all possible aus and kinks, everything she writes is MOTHERFLOWERING GOLD; she mostly writes oneshots but her two-shots & chaptered ones are just as gold; she has this writing style that makes me reread her fics so many times and I still feel like it’s the first time I’m reading it; it’s really hard to find a story by her that you wouldn’t like. I’d stop now before this turns into a love confession.
If you’re open minded, you’d defo enjoy her works but if you’re a little bit picky & sensitive you might wanna pay close attention to her warnings; it’s there for a reason.


- Long Distance Nerdship

- Slippery When Wet

- Caution, It’s Hot

- That’s An Order

- Song of Sirens

These are just on my top list but she basically has a LOT fics as of now if I’m not mistaken and once you start, you’ll later find yourself binge reading all her fics goodluck finding a way out brotha.

Go check out & follow her stories on:
AFF: https://www.asianfanfics.com/profile/view_author_stories/850373/L

  • what everyone thinks smtm5 will be like:disses, hate, other rappers making fun of idols
  • what i think smtm5 will be like:nae ireumeun jinjin

Mama, Mama, help me get home
I’m out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I found me a werewolf, a nasty old mutt
It showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut.

Mama, Mama, help me get home
I’m out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I was stopped by a vampire, a rotting old wreck
It showed me its teeth and went straight for my neck.

Mama, Mama, put me to bed
I won’t make it home, I’m already half-dead.
I met an Invalid, and fell for his art
He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.

-From “A Child’s Walk Home,” Nursery Rhymes and Folk Tales

—  Lauren Oliver, Delirium